electric showboating

the obscene & dangerous, potentially destructive & wasteful effort to make your life more a life aquatic by recklessly driving your Tesla through floodwaters in a disaster area while blasting the song, I’m on a Boat,” at volume 11.

Oh look everybody, Elon is out electric showboating in his Cybertruck again, who does he think he is, Steve Zissou?

by Stu Cherbourg January 18, 2023

showbot

A mannikin or other statue that is vaguely robotlike in appearance, placed in a store's window to show clothing on sale.

-What's that headless statue that they just took off the truck?
-It's a showbot. The Gap is gearing up for their fall jacket sale.

by pentozali June 27, 2009

showgoating

To show off something that is glorious to behold, cute, or spectacular but essentially useless or physically flawed in some way.

That kid is showgoating, sure that trap looks cool but it's never going to work against a Gigantasaur.

That farmer's herd is showgoating personified, the Sojat breed look neat but they can't run, they waddle.

by KilynnTor February 1, 2021

Showcrastination

The act of procrastinating watching or bingeing a show you like to the point where you obtain no progress into the next episodes. Usually comes as a result of a boring episode or simply not having the time or motivation to watch it.

Also can come as a serious issue to people who want to binge watch entire seasons in a week but simply don’t as a result of Showcrastination.

Bill: Have you seen the new episode of Better Call Saul? Man that shit was insane.

Kevin: Nah man, I have a serious Showcrastination issue. I’m still on Season 2.

by TheGayAccount June 20, 2022

snowboat

When you flex the same thing over and over again

"Yo look at my new watch"
"You've shown me this 3 times, absolute snowboat."

by ib11 June 24, 2024