Women who wear one shouldered tops

A woman who wears I a one shoulder top likes yo get titty fucked. The loose sweater makes it top of mind.

Women who wear one shouldered tops want their titties fucked.

by Dirtyresearch April 30, 2022

shouldn't have called me full of hate

"A common, phrase used when one is arrested for stealing money and making bomb threats to a television station. One may only use this term if they are quite creepy anyway.

"Why did you do this?" -Reporter
"Shouldn't have called me full of hate." -Creepy Arrestee

by Handme$73,000 October 8, 2007

Shoulda been there

You missed being a part of something big. You didn't see it. You weren't there. You can only imagine, but it's not good enough, cuz you weren't there. You should have been there. It means, folks wish you could have seen it, but you didn't. And even if you could see it on video, it's not good enough. You should have been there. The energy was amazing.

Dood, you totally missed it. You shoulda been there.

by Pisgah June 17, 2012

Bitch Shoulda known

When somebody is having a bad day and they don't take the opportunity to lay low and let the day pass by, and because of this something worse ends up happening to them.

Person 1: Did you hear that my friend Alicia failed her exam and she caught her boyfriend cheating on her in the same day, but she still decided to go clubbing later, where she ended up twisting her ankle, breaking both her shoes and had to go home early, where the taxi driver ran over her cat.

Person 2: OMG Bitch shoulda known! Stay home and let it pass if the day looks bleak.

by Bennyamd October 13, 2015

shoulda coulda oiled

An expression used in situations where one could have avoided a poor, destructive, or unpleasant decision by smoking hash oil instead. Kind of like the V8 commercials, except replace V8 with oil.

Guy 1: I got drunk and totaled my car last night. I feel like such an idiot.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday sucked. I had to meet Jenny's parents and they totally hated me.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

Guy 1: I can't believe Bob overdosed on heroin. He had his whole life ahead of him.
Guy 2: Shoulda coulda oiled.

by Père Temps May 8, 2013

Shouldinecky

When a lovely lass takes your member between the neck and shoulder until finalization. Also called a collarboner

I was dying for a handjob but my armless wife couldn't "hand"le it so i asked for a shouldinecky.

by Shouldinecky August 6, 2017

shouldnt’ve

Should not have

“You shouldnt’ve done that to her”

by Asapn0rocky May 2, 2018