shoulder slumper

The action of when a well hung black male drops his flacid and elongated penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting person.

Jamal Johnson gave little sheepish and meek blond Mindy a shoulder slumper so she could know his penis size. Mindy is a coal burner.

by Don Draper Da Graper December 19, 2009

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.

me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

by twilighter1995 September 1, 2009

shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright January 2, 2009

shoulder rat

A Person that follows another all the time and dosen't stop

"Stop following me, you're such a shoulder rat!"

by TheM&MSquad February 22, 2015

shoulder boner

When something in your shirt or hoodie make a boner shape on your shoulder.This can be done with a stick or other rod shaped object.

Hey guess what,Shoulder boner!

by Annoying smartass March 12, 2018

looking over both shoulders

action. how every black joke starts

John: Hey Joe, how does every black joke start?

Joe: How?

John: (answers by "looking over both shoulders").

by Junior, Jr. July 3, 2008

brush your shoulders off

1)"The Brush" can be used in many different occasions. Basically any occasion where you feel like "It aint no thing".
2) The Brush is used as a symbol of "Trying to forget" or "forgotten"

1)"I got action from 4 different girls this weekend!" * Brushes shoulder *

2)"Yo I Just broke up with my girlfriend last night" * Brushes shoulders off *

by S-Dub June 2, 2004