shopper's amnesia

A condition relating to being in such a shopped-out state that one forgets her purchases.

1. Person 1: "I got a phone call to pick up a purchase from a store and I honestly don't remember ever putting the layby on!"
Person 2: "Wow, sounds like you've got a case of Shopper's Amnesia."

2. Lisa went to the store and found the hit Drew Barrymore film Ever After in the bargain bin for only $9.89. Lisa loves Drew Barrymore. Upon arriving home she attempted to put the new DVD into her alphabetically categorised collection, only to discover that she already owned a special edition copy of said film. Lisa blamed this unnecessary purchase on momentary Shopper's Amnesia.

by lisaisgreen January 7, 2010

Shpeech

Shpeech or shpeeched(Verb)- To shpritz. To ejaculate. To masterbate. To skeet skeet. To shoot one's man juice.

Shpeech-(Noun)- Semen. Sperm. Man juice. Penis pudding.

Shpeecher (Noun)- one's shmeckle or penis. One's tush.

"I think I shpeeched my pants"
"Did that guy just shpeech on Rafi ?!?!?"
"Steven Z has a small shpeecher"
"I think ______ takes it in the shpeecher"

by F'in SeanZ. August 27, 2007

Shopperlifted

When a cashier forgets to place items in a customer's bag and they leave the store without them. Many times, the customer will return home, unpack their goods, and discover in outrage the lack of certain items.

"WTF, I thought I just bought toilet paper?!"
"Haha, looks like you just got shopperlifted."

by Featherlight910 November 17, 2009

Shope Da Nope!

Similar sounding to shoop da whoop,Shope da nope is a term used for pointing out seismic errors,or act of stupidity.

Analise:*tries to run.Falls on face.*
Elise: "SHOPE DA NOPE!"
Christopher: " SHOPE DA NOPE! "
Ramsey: "SHOPE DA NOPE!"

by BringYourB-Game January 20, 2020

Shopteria

Shopteria the words combined of Shopping an Bacteria.
Online Shopping disease.

John was diagnosed by his peers of having Shopteria, the Online Shopping disease. Better wear a face mask.

by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020

Bake Shoppe

A location or vehicle utilized for the smoking of marijuana with openings as to not let the smoke escape (common smoking practice known as baking). Blunts are preferred as to the fact they produce the most smoke.

A bake shoppe was in session in that Buick Century we passed at the intersection.

by Bluntmaster2.0 March 25, 2010

Dollar Store Window Shopper

Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.

Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.

by Mr Monkey October 29, 2006