Alabaster Shoehorn

The clean nature of your foot or shoe before shoehorning another person.

"I had an alabaster shoehorn, but after I shoehorned Jamie's vag, I gotta wash my shoe"

by ODRagnar375 October 18, 2018

Finger shoehorn

The act of using your fingers to put shoes on.

I had trouble getting my shoes on. I had to finger shoehorn.

by zimmygirl777 January 13, 2024

Finger shoehorn

The act of using fingers to put your shoe on.

I had trouble putting my shoes on, so I did finger shoehorn.

by zimmygirl777 February 2, 2024

Romanian Shoehorn

When a respectable lady shits on you and you proceed to shove said shit back in her asshole with your dick.

I gave my girlfriend a Romanian Shoehorn last night.

by Holla Nunya March 11, 2026

Saskatoon Shoehorn

A play in hockey involving two players behind the net, where one passes to the other, who gets a wrap-around goal.

Chud 1: Did you see that goal by Harry Nansi?

Chud 2: Joy vey! he muddy lowkirkuinely hit the Saskatoon Shoehorn!

Chud 1: Yellow dude with hands up emoji

by Jubjubb January 12, 2026