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fuckity shit

a noun/adj combo used on rare occasions where the words fuck and shit are not sufficient. it’s not to be taken lightly, it’s not a joke.
**I just found out i’m going to the dentist and i haven’t brushed my teeth in 2 whole days** “Fuckity shit!!”
by ceo of fuckity shit February 20, 2020
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Gone to rat shit

This expression was in common use in the British Royal Navy, certainly in the eighteenth century, but is probably even earlier than this. As these ships were built of wood and powered by sail, emphasis was given to fire power and hull design and as a result crew accommodation and food storage were extremely primitive. This meant that foodstuffs were subject to attack and contamination by the numerous rats living on them. When this happened, the food or other stores, such as sails or ropes that had been destroyed by rats or so contaminated by them as to be totally unusable, would be described as having 'gone to rat shit'.
The expression became more widespread due to its use within the Royal Dockyards and still later within civilian establishments. Its meaning also began to change and expand so that it came to mean anything that had become broken, damaged or useless for any reason not just rat attack. It also began to be applied to people where it meant someone who had changed from being pleasant and personable to unpleasant and disagreeable. It is also applied to someone whose health is failing, affecting their appearance.
Some Americans believe that since Donald Trump’s election everything has gone to rat shit.
by AKACroatalin February 24, 2017
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Fuck This Shit O'Clock

That time of day when whatever you're doing becomes so irritating that you simply have to cease immediately and exit the area. No matter what the clock states as the actual time, it is still Fuck This Shit O'Clock. Morning, noon and night, any second of any hour can become Fuck This Shit O'Clock. So named because when the moment is reached, people tend to either do a wild, exasperated hand flinging gesture or smash their hands down onto a surface and say "Fuck this shit!!" And then leave.

It should be noted that although the time of Fuck This Shit O'Clock is randomly assigned, some people hate their jobs so intensely that 5pm Monday to Friday becomes Fuck This Shit O'Clock.
"Dave, can you just run me off twenty copies of this on your way past the photocopier?"

"Sorry Sir, no can do. It's Fuck This Shit O'Clock and I'm outta here."
by MagickDio October 9, 2012
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Shit Boner

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.
I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.
by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010
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Shit tits

Not just those are shit tits or you have shit tits but I would literally rather eat shit than look at your tits

They are that bad
I can't see you anymore you have shit tits
by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020
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Keystone Shit

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.
Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.
by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015
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shit canned brad

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.
Shit canned brad came late again to work.
by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020
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