Shitistic

A statisitc that is shit. Totally obscure and rediculous statitic that A) isn't relevant to the topic being discussed or B) is clearly made up.

Today I read some shitistic that 95% of college students don't enjoy drinking.

by Jeebusllama May 5, 2006

Shitist

The most shit anything can be.

That hooker gives the shitist blow jobs.

by BudderFM May 21, 2012

shitlish

When someones English is really bad and can't be understood - that person is talking Shitlish

Mike: What did that guy just say?
Neil: Not sure, looks like he was talking shitlish

by S Hashihs August 4, 2011

Shit List

The list that ressembles G-union's skin color.

G-Union is a pussy keyboard gangster.

by Zyklon-B May 22, 2004

Shitlifting

In some stores you cannot go to the bathroom without paying a man/woman who is standing in front of public bathroom area. Shitlifting is the act of not paying the man/woman who is standing in front of the public bathroom and taking a shit.

"Dude, are you seeing that? I think that guy is shitlifting!" "Ooohh man, that guy is going to jail!"

by Dictionariusdefiner October 30, 2012

anti-shittist

See Moses, definition number five.

+ Moses, you're such an elitist.
- No, I'm an anti-shittist.

by IDJ April 13, 2008

Shit List

1. Johnnay - Pussy Ass Bitch who'll get dekcuF pU if I ever catch him out on the street.
2. Ja Rule - The newest and worst destroyer of Hip Hop ever.
3. Mike Slampak/"Pimp" - Fat Ass Bitch and a Gay Ass Virgin, too.
4. *Wonderboy Marvel* - 'Wracker' from faggot ass Houston. Loser. Wayne Brady 2010.
5. Alissa - Lame Ass White Bitch who thinks she invented Hip Hop. Raps worse than "Princess Superstar."

John-nay = Pus-say

by G-Union January 12, 2004