Shitfacedbooking

Facebooking while drunk. Kind of like drunk dialing, but lonelier.

"I did some shitfacedbooking last night and may have lost a few friends."

by TCPDX September 2, 2009

Shitbag McGee

Noun: A person that tends to get obliterated (drunk) on any trip they take. Especially if they do not have to operate a motor vehicle. And especially on an Amtrak trip.

Hey, where's Shitbag McGee? HA! He's still on the train barfing from all the joy juice between Tampa and Jacksonville.

by tdp411 December 18, 2010

Shitbag Dad Package

The "dinner on Tuesdays and every other weekend overnight" custody package assigned to dads who want to minimize both child support payments and interaction with their kids.

Tyler got the shitbag dad package in the divorce, just like he wanted.

by Alex Blaine May 26, 2021

shitwagon

Any kind of deteriorated vehicle, usually the kind that mom and dad make you drive in high school. Popular shitwagons include the Chevette, Pinto, Yugo, Festiva, etc.

"You got a car, dude?"
"Yeah, but it's a real shitwagon."

by Serpent December 3, 2003

shitbag

a derogatory term used to express disgust with untrustworthy or shallow individuals.

1) one who is full of shit, a liar.
2) one who says or promises something but will then back out (shit out)
3) one who drops their morals for the sake of convenience or to avoid a confrontation
4) (occasionally), a gobsite

I wouldn't count on any of them, they're all shitbags.

by bitplane April 20, 2004

Shitfaced

To be extremely drunk or wasted.

1. Last night I was so shitfaced, I fell down the stairs and busted my lip.

2. Anthony was so shitfaced he tried to go through the doggie door and hit his eye.

3. I was shitfaced and threw up on my friend, it was sick.

by K.M.A November 1, 2004

shitbag

a VERY commonly used military term that refers to an individual that is incapable of preforming the simpliest of tasks or instructions. Closely related to a buddy fucker, this individual is worthless, a drain on the squad/platoon, and is usually the guy that gets pushed onto the grenade.

Private Justin Dunham is a worthless foot powder mailing, locker tipping, model tank breaking shitbag, and the fact he is getting married and going to reproduce frightens me.

by kassfactor March 24, 2009