OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.

McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-

by TheDuckIsComing November 29, 2016

Don't Shit With Me

A phrase commonly used when somebody says something or does something, or tells you something unbelievable. Can be used for positive or negative

A: Dude, some guy just totally shot your Mother
B: Don't Shit With Me

Similar to:
Don't Fuck With Me, Don't Jack With Me

by The Daily Hacker March 6, 2009

Shit in me mouth

A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend

Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is she’s a dyke.

Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.

I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.

by slimalien March 14, 2020

epitome of the shit of me

Best at being the worst

That kid is the epitome of the shit of me at being on time.

by BINBINBINBINBINBINBINBINBINBIN April 11, 2010

Hi Or Shit To Me

When you greet someone or somebody and they don't say anything back to you.

I was walking down the street and said good morning to a group of people and they didn't say hi or shit to me

by Matthew B. Walker August 10, 2012

Beats the shit outta me

I have no clue.
I don't know.
longer form of "beats me"

Question: Who would draw this kind of map? Answer: Beats the shit outta me.

by sitjpk November 5, 2012

That shit had me dead

Something so funny that all you could do is soak it in and laugh in the inside cause it was too much .

I was watching Kevin hart standup , that shit had me dead

by Dime piece Marie March 2, 2017