Shit House Rat

Something or someone that would live in a port-a-potty or an outhouse,Freaky,Gross

That bitch is uglier than a shit house rat
Shes crazier than a shit house rat

by hardrider93 July 23, 2009

blow this shit house

To leave a building where no good crap is going. To be over and done with it.

Schools over. Lets blow this shit house!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

Shit House Polio

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.

I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.

by Mega Hemroids March 08, 2021

Shit House Nuts

Crazy, Unbelievable, Nonsensical, Just Plain Insane

So named because a guy would have to be some kinda nuts to hang around a Shit House.

So he beat the shit outta you just for pissin in his aquarium? That guy is shit house nuts, i swear to christ.

by The Reverend Eben Hill February 19, 2011

Shit House Mess

Noun

1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.

2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.

1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"

2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."

by billebllunt December 09, 2013

shit house doctor

Someone who can diagnose any disorder or disease without and medical training.

Oh Christ my stomach hurts.

Let’s contact Billy. He knows what to do. He’s a shit house doctor. Hope he is not out towing a car.

by Milli1338 December 28, 2017

Crying In The Shit House

A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.

Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010