shit a brick

When you gotta shit really bad but it wont come out because its one huge slid mass.

God damn! I gotta shit a brick like i just ate a block of velveeta!

by Jamie&Ashley February 13, 2003

shit a brick

A common human phonomena involving the accidental consumption of a brick and the subsequent painful excretion of the brick out the anus. This event usually happens to someone at least once in their lifespan especially in younger years as inexperienced humans are more likely to consume this mesmerizing block of cinder,mistaking it as food.

It is often mentioned in job applications or by boastful humans as it is viewed in western culture as a sign of experience,being weathered in this world and having painfully excreted a brick,endured the pain and learned their lesson.

Young deviant: Oh what do you know you old idiot?
Middle-aged man: I know more than you,you sorry pile of shit. Have you ever shit a brick?? Have you? No I didn't think so. Sit the fuck down.

by handosome May 20, 2015

shit a brick

A serious case of constipation;
an expression of shock.

Guy 1: Aw, jeez! I shouldn't have ate all that food... I'm shitting a brick here!

Guy 1: When you bid on that son-of-a-bitch, I almost shit a brick!

by Drake Aldan March 9, 2003

Shit a Brick

An item that is damaged beyond repair, or an item that dies/ceases to function without warning.

This morning on the way to work, my car "shit a brick"

by Lovesexy May 22, 2005

Shit a brick

When somthing bad happens and you are the person in trouble for it

"Dude all the teachers know that you keep your weed in the bathroom"

"awww are u kiddin me SHIT A BRICK

by NIKOLASI February 24, 2009

brick shit house

A term your buddy will use to describe a hot chick. You know she may be hot, but there is just no way to ever get with her because she looks to much like a dude.

friend "hey check her out"
you "she built like a brick shit house"
friend "wow, she's hot"
you "yeah okay" to yourself "how well do I know this dude, weirdo"

by jackiebauer May 8, 2008

Industructible brick shit house

Chuck Norris

Therapist: "Okay Billy, i want you to say the first thing that comes to mind when i say a word

Billy: "Okay"

Therapist: "apple"

Billy: "red

Therapist: " Industructible brick shit house"

Billy: "CHUCK NORRIS"

by jacknotblackbutwhite November 28, 2009