Shire

The area of land extending from the borders of South Woodford up to Epping, incorperating Buckhurst Hill, Loughton, Chigwell and a whole lotta forest
Oh how I long for the Shire!
by Anonymous March 15, 2003
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Shire

The greatest hood on da planet. Cap city Richmund south side
Person 1:You check the Shire's new crib?

Person 2:Yeah man its the shit!
by psikappadaddy August 09, 2006
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Shire Mum

They are mums from an area of Sydney called the Sutherland Shire. They are like a combo of a Karen, soccer Mum and Pinterest Mum combined. They all live on the water in port hacking, Lilly pilly and Caringbah south etc. They all have aesthetic Instagram pages with well behaving kids and they go to wine and sips with their girlfriends and gossip. But beware they may come across as friendly but they are judgmental bitches and love drama.
Hey babe can you watch the kids I’m going to a wine and sip with the other shire mums.
by Forgottensoul4567 January 05, 2021
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To pull a Shire

A phrase commonly used in marching bands to describe a person with the following traits. Popularized by the infamous Johnathan Shire.

1. To suddenly appear, as if by teleportation
2. The art of building carts of various sizes and functions
3. To fix a saxophone with a blowtorch
4. The ability to "Sparkle" or own various striped shirts.
5. To chase a butterfly
1. "I was just walking the other day, and he pulled a Shire and popped up beside me."

2. "He pulled a Shire with that new monstrosity for the generator"

3. "David's sax broke, but luckily somebody pulled a Shire."

4. "The flutes weren't marching very well, so a few of the instructors pulled Shires."

5. "He's a bit ADHD, he's been known to pull a Shire one time."
by Flute 6 September 03, 2009
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To pull a Shire

To suddenly pop up and then dissapear without warning. Generally used in marching bands. Made popular by Jonathan Shire
*Someone who was standing behind you walks away without your knowing*
You: He just learned to pull a shire.
by ICaughtAFish July 26, 2009
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shires

"We're heading to the shires for the weekend"
by C V F K F May 26, 2008
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Fots Shired

JP Diaz:

"not at all actually. but you're a dumbass, so its expected."

superslikuzi: "FOTS SHIRED"
by superslikuzi March 24, 2010
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