by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020
Get the Shifted mug.by LesKen February 6, 2019
Get the Shift mug.French kiss or snog. Used in the north of ireland. Tongues, the boy grabs the girls ass and the girl has her hands around the boys neck. Usually happens with the biy against the wall.
Boy: will you shift my friend?
Girl1: naw
Girl2: aye she will, have him at the wall, I'll get her over
Girl1: naw
Girl2: aye she will, have him at the wall, I'll get her over
by Thatothergirl December 20, 2014
Get the Shift mug.One of the fire departments 3 shifts. Training involves checking cracks in their eye lids and making sure the dexterity of the couches doesn't diminish. These ass clowns arnt worried about how clean the engine is because its just a work truck and they only have time to run calls because they are so busy with "training" otherwise. If you like being a worthless piece of shit this is the shift for you!
A-shifter: "Hey guys, I know i just got food from lunch all over the floor but i have to make sure the couch is stable enough for my fat ass so ill be over there"
B-shifter to A-shifter: "I took a shit this morning, looked down and there you were floating in the toilet. I said what the hell are you doin here so early this morning? let me help you out, flush!
B-shifter to A-shifter: "I took a shit this morning, looked down and there you were floating in the toilet. I said what the hell are you doin here so early this morning? let me help you out, flush!
by Jack Sean July 28, 2012
Get the A-shift mug.When you're not completely 'TRIGGGGERED', but you are still minimally affected in the 'triggered' kind of way.
"dude that meme got me shifted"
"that statement just made me feel a little shifted"
"Dear White People got me shifted dude"
"that statement just made me feel a little shifted"
"Dear White People got me shifted dude"
by shiftedgecko June 22, 2017
Get the shifted mug.Shifting:
"I shifted to Hogwarts today and killed someone."
"You're mentally ill please get help. All you did was lucid dream."
"I shifted to Hogwarts today and killed someone."
"You're mentally ill please get help. All you did was lucid dream."
by PsychedelicAnt January 19, 2021
Get the Shifting mug.The act of violently thrusting one's pelvic area forward, usually in the direction of another person. Often used my Minecrafters as a form of "virtual humping".
"Dude shift party in the fountain, gonna be shifting them so hard"
Best action ever Minecraft Shift Shifter
Best action ever Minecraft Shift Shifter
by me11/06 September 4, 2013
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