the definition of sheen is the human form of lucifer. sheen is only reffered to as a creature so feared and hated that rumor has it he climbed out of the deepest circles of hell to be among us. one who is "sheenlike" 's name is not spoken aloud, for fear of being smited down and/or pummeled into oblivion. whatever you do, always be on the lookout for sheen, because a sheen will definitely fuck your day up. and possibly your whole life. probably your whole life. just by existing, actually...just his presence is enough to fuck your day up. beware of the sheeeeeen! sheen is like the voldemort that can't kill you by magic...but we don't know that. and look out for a blue honda element. if you see that, it may just be the last thing you see.
1. "RUN! IT'S SHEEEEEEEN!!!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!"
2. "oh shit, sheen's home" "thatt'l fuck up your day man, sorry."
3. (verb) "son, never grow up to be a sheen."
2. "oh shit, sheen's home" "thatt'l fuck up your day man, sorry."
3. (verb) "son, never grow up to be a sheen."
by f@tc@ck69 July 01, 2009
Friend 1: "Hey dude, wanna go do a Sheen of coke?"
Friend 2: "Are you crazy? That'll kill you... Only Charlie can handle a Sheen"
Charlie Sheen: "That's just how I roll..."
Friend 2: "Are you crazy? That'll kill you... Only Charlie can handle a Sheen"
Charlie Sheen: "That's just how I roll..."
by Insect Overlord March 07, 2011
To sheen (verb) - to perform an action that people would generally consider bad while wanting to convince everyone else, and often yourself, the action was a great thing.
The word comes from the standard practices of the celebrity Charlie Sheen. His ability to convince himself that the downward spiral of his life is living life well, and his attempt to make others believe that the downward movement of his life is really a good thing is the inspiration of the word.
The word comes from the standard practices of the celebrity Charlie Sheen. His ability to convince himself that the downward spiral of his life is living life well, and his attempt to make others believe that the downward movement of his life is really a good thing is the inspiration of the word.
Usage - “He has to know that calling his boss bad names is a stupid thing to do, but he acts like it was great. He was just sheening.”
“I failed my test so I’ll have to sheen the whole episode when I tell my parents.”
"His life is a mess, but he's sheened it well."
How does one actually go about “sheening”? There are very particular strategies. Here is one a person can employ:
Person A: “do you really think it was wise to smoke that 7 grams of crack?”
Person B: exemplifying the perfect sheening strategy in the following reply: “Duh, winning.”
“I failed my test so I’ll have to sheen the whole episode when I tell my parents.”
"His life is a mess, but he's sheened it well."
How does one actually go about “sheening”? There are very particular strategies. Here is one a person can employ:
Person A: “do you really think it was wise to smoke that 7 grams of crack?”
Person B: exemplifying the perfect sheening strategy in the following reply: “Duh, winning.”
by dNatch March 13, 2011
a 7 gram crack rock.
by Bossy McBoss March 13, 2011
to go utterly bat shit unexplainably, epicly, usually in front of a large audience
to do something over the top crazy as Charlie Sheen would do
to do something over the top crazy as Charlie Sheen would do
by this_guy_ March 02, 2011
Making your drug-induced psychosis as painfully public and humiliating as possible while thinking you are showing how cool and clever you are.
by Sheenburger March 10, 2011
When undergoing the abuse of 3 or more illicit drugs in an evening or anonymous sex with a variety of women.
Dude im totally Sheening my balls off right now!
OR
Aww man, did you Sheen those whores you came home with last night?
Oh yah they got sheened the shit out of.
OR
Aww man, did you Sheen those whores you came home with last night?
Oh yah they got sheened the shit out of.
by nonyabizniss March 28, 2011