A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.
“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”
“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”
“Aw man…”
“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”
“Aw man…”
by Luke Choadwalker February 25, 2025
A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.
“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”
“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”
“Aw man…”
“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”
“Aw man…”
by Luke Choadwalker February 25, 2025
by sharticus420 March 03, 2021
A girl who is hard to love,but when seduced by her quick passionate ways,will chew you up and spit you out.
by Meemouch January 04, 2024
A school located in Overland Park KS in the shawnee mission school district, they're the Vikings even though there are no people from Minnesota in that bitch. They say that the school itself is great but really its full of stoner, wanna be stoners and is the teenage pregnancy capital of the Midwest. The sports teams are abysmal and any football team made up of just punters could beat their football team. And they stole their logo straight from the NFL franchise Minnesota Vikings. And the only thing they got going for them is that Paul Rudd went their for highschool
Johnny Appleseed: yo wanna go to the football game at Shawnee Mission West?
Steve: Fuck no that place has got all sorts of STD's and their football team is shit
Steve: Fuck no that place has got all sorts of STD's and their football team is shit
by 1Rammstein! July 01, 2022
When you take a shit in a little toilet and when you go to flush the terd swirls around it the bowl and slaps you on the underside of your cock and balls.
On the Shawnee location in WY Brandon shit in the shack and got a Shawnee high 5 from the kid sized toilet.
by Stix81 December 01, 2020
A godless land, a place with more drugs at any given point in time than Pablo Escobar has seen in his life. The floor is caked with enough piss to make a kinky bastard drop and start licking. There’s always one kid in there shitting his brains out. The graffiti on the stall walls can make a KKK meeting look tame.
If you have a piss kink or a drug problem, the Shawnee lower D hall boys bathroom is the place for you.
by Dickballs420 February 07, 2023