sprantic

Spontaneously frantic

The cat just went sprantic, on a slipper that was laying on the floor.

by Sepokefebo December 6, 2009

Scrantander

A bank specialising in the currency of scran.

Bob: "Hey! Did you hear about that new bank, Scrantander?"
Patrick: "Yeah! I opened an account the other day."
Bob: "One hopes those investment scrankers don't get a bit peckish and steal all of our scran."

by Tarquinnious November 4, 2011

sprantickle

A mixture (and portmanteau) of the three drinks: Coca-Cola, Fanta and Sprite. Most commonly consumed in restaurants where the customer gets their own drinks refills.

The amounts of each component added are altered to taste.

Nando's diner #1: Alright, I'm off to refill my water glass with Sprite. Anybody else want drinks refilled?

Nando's diner #2: Here, I'll have a sprantickle.

Nando's diner #1: What the fuck?

Nando's diner #2: Sprantickle.

Nando's diner #1: Oh, sprantickle! I thought you said something else there.

by tfunke December 4, 2011

The Scranton Tickle

When you giggle about something you saw on The Office all day because something tickled you.

"What's so funny?"
"Oh nothing. I just have the Scranton tickle."

by Groupfartme January 2, 2019

scranton

Scranton is a city in north-east Pa that is, and the only way to describe it, fucked up. Built on coal when that shit is what people used to keep from dying and heat their homes in the winter (even uppity fucks from NYC who think they are a self sufficient planet and could secede from the universe)but has fallen on hard times as has the industry. The people who live there have been festering resentment at everybody while at the same time trying to maintain their dignity and history. Also, it is close to NYC and Philly so intelligent and entrepreneurial criminals set up shop there to take advantage of the situation. What does this mean, Scranton has idiosycrancies that are both cool and weird. Is so fucked up that it cannot be compared legitimately to any other city. And is a place where some kind old granny will fry you up a batch of pierogies with mangoes (green peppers in Scranton) if you ask her nicely, or some meth head will shank your spleen for the last of your warm beer. Was the home of the Molly Maguires, the original gang who fucked up shit old school. Google it sometime.

The urban planning in Scranton is thus: church, bar, church, church, bar, crackhouse, university, bar, church, bar.

by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

Sprant

Is the past tense of the word Sprint. I sprant.

I did not sprint nor did I go for a run. I sprant.

I have just had a sprant

by Pinny999 June 24, 2009

west scranton

the best part of scranton. the home of tippy! and Novembrino Swim Complex formerly Da Oxy

hey wheres the party at? west scranton of course!

by carmelina March 8, 2007