Louisiana Stout

The product of taking a 1.5 sized good-quality rolling paper, and rolling a semi-hefty amount of moist pipe tobacco in it. It is a very rare, classy treat, in which was created over time by the common smoker, yet finally named on the date of 9.15.2011 at roughly 12:30 A.M. by two college freshmen. It came to be by one having a pipe to smoke, and the other fairly lacking, so the idea was sprung, and thus had to be named. It takes a certain amount of skill to roll properly, but last as long if a pipe if done correctly. The only problem, if any with this product, happens to be the moister of the tobacco, which by contact, makes the paper damp and along the same color as the tobacco itself. The rather dirty look, not implying any hint of bias towards Louisiana(state), brings about a hint of beauty, that you would find in the marshes and country land found in Louisiana. It is a dirty looking, yet beautiful slow burning treat, meant to be smoke when time is not a concern.

Meet and my friend were smoking, and only one of us had a pipe, so I rolled a Louisiana Stout, and the other smoked it.

by Sacrificial September 15, 2011

Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

Gringo Stout

An American who has embraced the Mexican culture and drives around in a yellow Ford Escape and works at Telemundo as a news editor and has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, stop acting like such a gringo stout or you will stick out like a sore thumb.

by Toninho March 18, 2008

Goudy Stout

Hideously repulsive person with poor social interaction skills. name is given after font found in word which displays the fatness of that person.

Can be used as a nickname.

Oh look there is goudy stout (i.e. there is a person that is hideous)

Oh that girl is a complete goudy stout!!!

by Buntrz April 16, 2010

Stoutin

A code word that males use for sexual intercourse... Mostly used when girls are present!

Brandon: Whats going on man?
Jake: Not much... Me and Makayla is going stoutin in a few minutes

by fjsdjfksdfsdf July 25, 2009

out like stout

In like Flynn, out like stout.

When I heard the carry reference, that bitch was out like stout.

by G-g-george April 14, 2010

Stouty

Directly committing to a counterparty that you are going to do "something" and then at some point in the future telling that same counterparty that there is no way possible you could that "something" you initially agreed on doing even though no personal circumstances have changed.

If for a friend's Vegas bachelor party you say to the best man, "I am going" even though you know you have to work and there was no way possible you can go...that would be "pulling a Stouty"

by dave severe July 26, 2006