Airborne Seaweed Herpes

It's the diseases that the boys have .. It's a mixture of stds , bad kissing skills , small dicks and a bit of asshole syndrome with a touch of douche all rolled into one . It is rife throughout the Durban area and many other costal areas

"Would you go home with him?" "eww no he has airborne seaweed herpes"

by bum :p November 20, 2014

seaweed afro head

Is a person with big curly hair, usually out of control and pertaining more than just one color.

" I hate sitting behind her. I cannot see the board past her big seaweed afro head."

" Let's just hide the blunt in her seaweed afro head. They would never be able to find it."

by JULIAGULIA92 November 15, 2011

Japanese Seaweed Monster

Wrapping your girl entirely in seaweed, except her pussy and fucking her.

Yesterday my girlfriend became a Japanese Seaweed Monster

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Seaweeding

Describes the cute, seaweed-like way BTS sway when sitting in interviews, particularly when not talking. First noticed by @joonstaetae on Twitter

Lol did you see how much BTS were seaweeding in the Billboard interview

by Lydia130613 December 14, 2020

seaweeded

when your stoner friend is too stoned to surf.

Dude, I can't even surf right now. I'm that seaweeded.

by Leeland Miller December 21, 2006

seaweeding

when two drunk girls and one high boy lay on a bed together holding hands

"i'll text you when i'm done seaweeding ;)"

by prospects December 13, 2012

seaweed(s)

a person, or group of people, that doesn't do anything, they just stand and stare/judge at people, normally have a small attention span and low IQ, their body language resembles seaweed, swaying and not doing anything

Person 1: "Ugh, do you see all those people staring at us? It makes me so uncomfortable, all they do is judge"

Person 2: "Just ignore them, they are a bunch of seaweed(s) that won't go anywhere in life."

by thebrunette December 5, 2015