Airborne Seaweed Herpes

It's the diseases that the boys have .. It's a mixture of stds , bad kissing skills , small dicks and a bit of asshole syndrome with a touch of douche all rolled into one . It is rife throughout the Durban area and many other costal areas

"Would you go home with him?" "eww no he has airborne seaweed herpes"

by bum :p November 20, 2014

seaweed afro head

Is a person with big curly hair, usually out of control and pertaining more than just one color.

" I hate sitting behind her. I cannot see the board past her big seaweed afro head."

" Let's just hide the blunt in her seaweed afro head. They would never be able to find it."

by JULIAGULIA92 November 15, 2011

Japanese Seaweed Monster

Wrapping your girl entirely in seaweed, except her pussy and fucking her.

Yesterday my girlfriend became a Japanese Seaweed Monster

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

Roll the seaweed

A phrase used by ghetto junkies usually when they need a break to consume some cocaine by rolling a paper and snorting it.

Gareth: Ayo bruv das some lit ass shit you sayin.
Nick: Ye ye das some good stuff I know holmes. Ayo listen Imma go and roll the seaweed you dig?
Gareth: Gotchu lil bro, go pleasure your self

by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

seawee

Some people call him a god some call him the king of king i guess hes the head master control who just make everyone like talking to him and he knows what to do when thing get bad for him seawee is just a kid with a god complex

seawee is just seawee

by seawee November 22, 2021

Seaweed

Slang for someone who is annoying, bothersome, or gets in the way of something, like seaweed floating around in the ocean.

"Get your seaweed out of my way please!" "This job is the most seaweed part of my year."

by A.Fischer1825 June 18, 2025

seaweed legs

Meaning 1: When you laugh to much your legs start to wobble and you can’t stand up straight

Meaning 2: You just wobble because you have weak/numb legs

“Your ganna get seaweed legs if you laugh too much”

OR

“Why do you wobble when you laugh?”
“Cause I got seaweed legs”

by anonymous December 2, 2020