Sconce

A dirty slag that's shaggable

See that filthy Sconce across the bar? I'd wrangle her

by Alister the Sconce Slayer February 3, 2022

sconed

Something cool or likeable, usually used as an adjective.

"Hey, wanna hang out in the parking lot later?"
"Hell yeah man, that place is sconed!"

by endlessfractal July 10, 2024

Sconched

When you're so extremely blazed from smoking weed that even the word 'scorched' gets toasted and comes out differently. Resulting in a much superior and expressive term.

Dude 1: 'Man, I'm so sconched right now.'
Dude 2: 'You mean scorched?'
Dude 1: 'Exactly.'"

by Tom Danks October 5, 2023

Tattie Sconned

Scottish slag for when you slap someone on the forehead.

You’ve just been tattie sconned!!

Brian: slaps Scott on the forehead while screaming TATTIE SCONE leaving him red raw like a game of red arse.

by Goofy_Goober9 April 20, 2021