Skip to main content

Schreiber's Switch

Initially delivering to a woman with 2 in the pinky and 1 in the stinky, and at appropriate moment, "switch" to 1 in the pinky and 2 in the stinky.
Right before her "arrival" I schreiber's switched on her, and then she came
by michu18 December 28, 2010
mugGet the Schreiber's Switch mug.

Schneidered

To get so incredibly drunk that you become totally retarded that you begin to speak in jibberish, randomly spouting pterodactyl-ish noises. Other signs of being Schneidered include: making faces which would only otherwise be made by someone having a continuous mild stroke, excessive nipple poking through one's shirt, inability to pronounce the letters "R" and "L", an odd facination with how hot your sister is, an extreme pride in having a brother who is a Pike at Auburn, inability to write emails or get laid, excessive sweating and anal leakage.
A&F model: Wow, that guy just drank an entire fifth of Malibu.
Hollister Model: Yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. I hope his hair gel doesn't run into his eyes.
by Sean McCallister December 9, 2007
mugGet the Schneidered mug.

The Rob Schneider

When you run through an agricultural center butt naked and fuck as many animals as possible and not get caught.
Hey heres a farm, I'm gonna pull a Rob Schneider
by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003
mugGet the The Rob Schneider mug.

Alex Schweikert

The type of guy who dates a girl for money and then breaks up with her right away
"Wow, he dated that blonde for $5. He is such an Alex Schweikert!"
by xcocdcod February 25, 2020
mugGet the Alex Schweikert mug.

Schweizer Bakery

The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.
Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!
by tacotuesdays3 March 27, 2009
mugGet the Schweizer Bakery mug.

Schweicked

making someone else believe that the person that like likes them too but in reality they don’t
i was messing with jacob, i schweicked him so hard
by rinkerong May 4, 2022
mugGet the Schweicked mug.
bloody scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly, this shital is crazy!
by skittlepatle November 8, 2022
mugGet the scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email