Schwarzenegger Effect

The Schwarzenegger Effect is used to describe a situation whereby someone wins an award or is selected for preferment, based on reputation and not by results.

The background to this phrase is based on the generally accepted opinion that Arnold Schwarzenegger won his 6th Mr. Olympia title on his reputation and not because he deserved to win.
Bob: Man, you had a tight car stereo installation! Well done in taking 2nd place in the 'Auto Sound Off' contest!
Dave: Thanks man, but I really thought our team should have won and not Mike!
Bob: That's the Schwarzenegger Effect dude - you know Mike is the man around these parts!
by buckonz November 05, 2008
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The Schwarzenegger Effect

the phenomenon where seemingly rational and intelligent people are given a choice between a regular, sensible, safe option and a completely absurd and random option...and in a lapse of hilarity...think to themselves "wouldn't it be funny if" and place a joke vote towards the laughable choice, thinking there is no way this will happen...

...unaware that millions of other seemingly rational and intelligent people have also thought of this and thus creating a tragically hilarious scenario where the joke candidate or choice has been chosen and is now in control of their daily lives, unfortunately.
John thought it would be funny to vote "Katy Perry" as the next United States senator from his state just so he could tell his co-workers the next day, unaware that The Schwarzenegger Effect would now place the pop singer in firm control of his state's government and his parents' health insurance coverage.
by bottomboy tj September 06, 2019
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The Schwarzenegger Maneuver

A sexual maneuver where you shove your entire arm, up to the shoulder blade, up someone's anal cavity and then flex.
I put her in the hospital with the Schwarzenegger Maneuver. She loved it!
by HooMoo April 15, 2017
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Pulling a Schwarzenegger

1. Verb - Having sex with the housekeeper

2. Verb - Impregnating the housekeeper

3. Verb - Having a bastard child, proper use would be having a bastard son
Did you hear about that French dude Dominique Strauss-Kahn? He tried to pulling a Schwarzenegger.

Why would you pull a Schwarzenegger and risk everything in your life? Why not just bang some ho?!
by Northsider60657 May 24, 2011
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arnold schwarzenegger

Human flesh over a GOP chassis. Always out there. Coming for your support. Cannot be reasoned with. Cannot be bargained with. Does not feel pain, or fear, or pity, or remorse. And it absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until it gets to the White House.
Arnold Schwarzenegger:

Guten Tag. Mein name is Ahh-nuld. I want your vote, your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
by Fearman September 15, 2007
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Arnold Schwarzenegger

One complete fucking badass who totally fucking deserves his own list of outrageous facts like Chuck Norris. I mean seriously.
1. When Arnold Schwarzenegger once won a weightlifting competition, he celebrated his victory by eating his barbell, processing and melting the barbell in his stomach, and then crapping red-hot liquid metal out his anus.

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger always puts a shitload of plutonium in his steroids whenever he uses them.

3. Arnold Schwarzenegger only needs a single witty one-liner in his speeches to prove his point. And to win the ENTIRE population of the state of California.

4. Arnold Schwarzenegger can crush bowling balls with his fingers.

5. Arnold Schwarzenegger considers all other men to be girly-men.

6. When Chuck Norris had sex inside a tractor-trailer, some of his sperm got into the truck's engine. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime. Incidentally, a similar situation occurred when Arnold Schwarzenegger had sex inside a tank. We now know that tank as MEGATRON!

7. Arnold Schwarzenegger can eat a Rubik's Cube and crap it out solved.

8. Despite being exceptionally skilled with every weapon in the world, the guns that Arnold Schwarzenegger mainly prefers to use are his right and left biceps.

9. Arnold Schwarzenegger can solve complex mathematical equations with his muscles. All he needs to do is remove certain people he dislikes from said equations.

10. Bill Gates lives in constant fear of the possibility of Arnold Schwarzenegger's PC crashing.

11. Arnold Schwarzenegger ejaculates in gallons.

12. Arnold Schwarzenegger can suffocate a man to death with his accent.

13. When you're out in the wilderness and/or near a body of water, don't say anything bad about Arnold Schwarzenegger, otherwise he'll come out of nowhere with his M60 machine gun already firing.

14. There are only four horsemen of the Apocalypse because Arnold Schwarzenegger don't need no horse!

15. Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't use condoms. He uses live rattlesnakes.

16. Arnold Schwarzenegger can create miniature black holes by very, very, VERY tightly squeezing any object into a subatomic state with his hands.

17. Arnold Schwarzenegger can down several bottles of Everclear and never get wasted.

18. Arnold Schwarzenegger is 1 part man, 2 parts muscle, 3 parts charisma, and 100 parts AWESOME!

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Now let's see you make up your own list of facts about Herr Arnold. I bet you can do this better than I can.
by Terminus_Est March 08, 2007
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The greatest bodybuilder of all time! Helped make bodybuilding the popular sport it is today by starring in the famous "Pumping Iron", and bringing bodybuilding into the mainstream.
by Zeebo the Barber November 03, 2006
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