Shwanga

Some weird mysterious nigga that owns the rap Discord server "RMC"

"You know that dude that runs RMC?"
"Who Smegma?"
"No SHWANGA"

by notloafy September 26, 2018

Schwingularity

The exact moment your chubber crosses over to become a full-fledged hard-on

“Dammit! My hot teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so effing embarrassed. But hope my teacher was impressed.”

by hodags1966 November 10, 2020

Schwanzkopf

Means "dickhead" in German.

"der Schwanz" is the German word for tail, also used to describe a man's penis.
"der Kopf" is the German word for head.

EN: Fuck off, Schwanzkopf!
DE: Du Schwanzkopf! Was machst du denn hier?

by Skkyline August 5, 2022

Poon-Schlang

A bad or stale form of poon tang. slang for bad pussy.

1) mate, I saw you sneak home with some filthy poon-schlang last night.

2) If you keep poon tang lying around too long.... there's a good chance it will turn to poon schlang!

by The Iron Commie Chef March 8, 2009

schwingularity

The moment your chubber crosses the line to become a full-fledged hard-on

Damn, the teacher called me to the blackboard seconds after I crossed the schwingularity. I was so embarrassed. How's that for bad timing?

by hodag1966 October 11, 2015

schwagg

shitty weed that, when broken up, hairs, seeds, and stems need to be picked out and discarded. it is usually shipped in bricks and sold at a discount. it makes you stupid and smells like shit while being smoked.

brownishgreenwithseedsstemsandhairs weed=schwagg

"do you have anything"

"just my parents schwagg"

"fuck, get the papers"

by johnlf January 24, 2008

Mein Schwanz ist groß

this is German for "my dick is big", this is how you can impress a girl or just use it in general

kid: Mein Schwanz ist groß bitch
Dad: what does that mean?
Kid: im not telling

Dad: i can speak german bitch
kid: shit
Dad: your mum likes Mein großer Schwanz
*both laughs*

kid: but that wasnt you in the bedroom last night

Dad: *gets glock 17*

by WANKERKID69 January 27, 2021