Shookered

The moment when you're triggered but also shook.

Person 1: Dude I am shookered by what happened to the election results.

Person 2: Dude honestly same, I can't believe a cheeto puff-looking man is running our country.

Person 1: I know :"(

by LittleMissWords-A-Lot November 13, 2016

Snookered my pants

He was running to the toilet so fast cos The brown of his turd was touching the white of his pants.

I was dying for a shit. I think I've snookered my pants.

by Fistofsausages December 5, 2020

Schnoogened

When one is positively off their chops on toffee hooter

Corrrrr Nigel…..I’m Schnoogened!!

Put the kettle on gurl…..I’m Schnoogened!

by JBonious1989 April 30, 2022

Snookered

To put a males foreskin over another males ball bag, This act can be done between any 2-3 consenting males.

Hey Dave, do you fancy being snookered this evening

by TheSnookerMaster June 5, 2025