Schnappertunity

1. An opportunity to drink schnapps. i.e. Its cold outside - schnappertunity!

2. A party opportunity in which you can pour your friends schnapps. i.e. Hey what was in those shots?! / Peach Schnapps! / You asshole! / It was a schnappertunity I couldn't resist.

I ordered a hot chocolate and realized the schnappertunity at hand then ordered a shot of mint schnapps.

by cwtx22 April 24, 2011

Schnarler

Shnarler A shady person one looking to take unfair advantage

A politician may often be perceived as schnarler.

by Marshallpete April 24, 2016

john schnatter-face

When a girl's face straight up looks like Papa John's founder John Schnatter, no matter how killer her body is.

"That girl has a a sick booty but she got a wicked case of John Schnatter-face!"

by xavierrenegadeangel February 25, 2015

Schnauzzy

A high-brow variation of the term 'snazzy'.

You are looking very schnauzzy tonight there Steve, what with your new haircut and shirt and all the rest.

by civic-art January 4, 2012

Schnapper

Snap shot in call of duty, letting go of the aim trigger for an instant and pressing it back in to let the aim assist relock your target.

Bobby hit him with the schnapper,
Did you see that kid get the schnapper?

by Dodoski92 September 27, 2015

Monster-Schwanzer

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

schnitzer

Deliberate defilement of one's meal at a restaurant after complaining to the waiter.

Julie complained about the fettuccine Alfredo and got a schnitzer plate instead.

by Leodog August 19, 2013