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schmogerty

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.
"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."
by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011
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Schmote

A schmote is an antonym for G.O.A.T and is often used in a derogatory way to demean someone’s “bad job done
Oh my god, you didn’t clutch the win, you are such a schmote!
by Sageriah February 18, 2023
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Schmeker

Someone who makes a lot of money from underground type business (drugs, prostitution, rattling, loan-sharks etc...) and who doesn't pay taxes.
Schmeker is Nutu Camataru, Ion Clamparu, clanul Corduneanu, Vilifort, Pian, clanul Duduianu, etc...
by Parmalat December 25, 2009
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schmoe

A male patron and groupie of female bodybuilders. Often paying for sexual domination or wrestling with overtly muscular women.
I'm Jenna's schmoe.
by CrowfeatheR February 6, 2009
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schmoka

(pronounced shmoe-ka)This is a term for marijuana, and usually used when it is low grade and lent to a friend. It is a dereivative of schmoke, only way funner to say.
Man1: man think i could get some schmoka from u man, im kinda low right now.
Man2:aww shit man all i got is my personal stuff. Tell u what smoke some of this ive been saving
Man1:(cough) damn, dude this is rough. Is this that mexican shit?
Man1:(laughs) it was free wasnt it so shut up and buy your own next time.
by we2d July 24, 2008
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Schmoment

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.
Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
by Aaron Sagers July 5, 2005
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schnokenfest

Beating the shit out of someone you don't like (behind their back) using only words, but in a group.

Synonem for "bitchfest"
Man, all we do is have schnokenfests on that whore Kelly.

The party was great, we schnocked her pretty bad...
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