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(pronounced shmoe-ka)This is a term for marijuana, and usually used when it is low grade and lent to a friend. It is a dereivative of schmoke, only way funner to say.
Man1: man think i could get some schmoka from u man, im kinda low right now.
Man2:aww shit man all i got is my personal stuff. Tell u what smoke some of this ive been saving
Man1:(cough) damn, dude this is rough. Is this that mexican shit?
Man1:(laughs) it was free wasnt it so shut up and buy your own next time.
schmoka by we2d July 24, 2008
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Schmohawk 

A douche bag driver.
Hey, dum dum. Move in. You know what my father used to call those people? Schmohawks.
Schmohawk by jojo20 September 23, 2007
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To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.
"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You
Schmoke by Eel Cire January 26, 2014
They are the god of fire, the one who judges, the true lord
by the name of shcmocas!
what did schmocas do wrong here!?!

schmobag 

a person who does something extremely stupid or moronic.
check out that schmobag, he drove his car into a tree!
schmobag by CC&DL February 25, 2008

schmokenhagen 

n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.
"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"
schmokenhagen by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008

schmökelt 

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.
Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.
schmökelt by 0leep November 10, 2020
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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