schmoka

(pronounced shmoe-ka)This is a term for marijuana, and usually used when it is low grade and lent to a friend. It is a dereivative of schmoke, only way funner to say.

Man1: man think i could get some schmoka from u man, im kinda low right now.
Man2:aww shit man all i got is my personal stuff. Tell u what smoke some of this ive been saving
Man1:(cough) damn, dude this is rough. Is this that mexican shit?
Man1:(laughs) it was free wasnt it so shut up and buy your own next time.

by we2d July 24, 2008

Schmohawk

A douche bag driver.

Hey, dum dum. Move in. You know what my father used to call those people? Schmohawks.

by jojo20 September 23, 2007

Schmoke

To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.

"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You

by Eel Cire January 26, 2014

schmocas

They are the god of fire, the one who judges, the true lord

by the name of shcmocas!
what did schmocas do wrong here!?!

by A high priest of Schmocas, Moo March 3, 2022

schmobag

a person who does something extremely stupid or moronic.

check out that schmobag, he drove his car into a tree!

by CC&DL February 25, 2008

schmokenhagen

n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.

"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"

by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008

schmökelt

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.

Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.

by 0leep November 10, 2020