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(pronounced shmoe-ka)This is a term for marijuana, and usually used when it is low grade and lent to a friend. It is a dereivative of schmoke, only way funner to say.
Man1: man think i could get some schmoka from u man, im kinda low right now.
Man2:aww shit man all i got is my personal stuff. Tell u what smoke some of this ive been saving
Man1:(cough) damn, dude this is rough. Is this that mexican shit?
Man1:(laughs) it was free wasnt it so shut up and buy your own next time.
schmoka by we2d July 24, 2008
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Schmohawk 

A douche bag driver.
Hey, dum dum. Move in. You know what my father used to call those people? Schmohawks.
Schmohawk by jojo20 September 23, 2007
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To specifically smoke marijuana.

Used to differentiate between smoking tobacco and marijuana.
"Wanna go schmoke right now?" -Eric

"Nah bro, do I look illegal to you?" -You
Schmoke by Eel Cire January 26, 2014
They are the god of fire, the one who judges, the true lord
by the name of shcmocas!
what did schmocas do wrong here!?!

schmobag 

a person who does something extremely stupid or moronic.
check out that schmobag, he drove his car into a tree!
schmobag by CC&DL February 25, 2008

schmokenhagen 

n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.
"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"
schmokenhagen by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008

schmökelt 

A word used in the case when something was indescribably good.
Boy, that move schmökelt.
ger: Junge, die Aktion hat geschmökelt.
schmökelt by 0leep November 10, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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