scurmp

The act of fucking after a night of boozing. Shallow, Shallow....DEEP. (Repeat).

Dude, after: two jager bombs, a car bomb, a red-headed slut, and six beers I took her back and we scurmped all night.

by biskey January 27, 2005

schermisphere

The extremely delicate area between genitalia and sphincter.

In order to perform a proper gangoolie you must attack the schermisphere.

Don't let anyone lick your schermisphere after a trip to the bathroom, please shower first.

by jv1 July 1, 2008

Scarmonfuncul

It`s what you say when something so shocking that you don`t know to respond with, in other words baffled. This can be used in good and bad situations.

Bob-"Is that a unicorn?"
Jim-"Yeah!"
Bob-"Um... well... Scarmonfuncul!"

by wopi October 28, 2010

sermone

Italian man with large Italian sausage

Look at that hot Italian guy over there, I bet he has a large Sermone

by NumberOne111 May 13, 2015

schermerhorn

Queer little twig usually from a small town. Will live in a small camper in parents backyard. Does lawn work for rent. Pyro probably has been caught by police for trying to burn down post office. Crazy. Has great friends and is a funny guy.

What a Schermerhorn.

“Yeah, tell me about it.”

by Impromptumacaroni June 26, 2018

Scerplatin

Adj.

To be stupid or insanely big dumb

Ex. Wow, that was very scerplatin of you, you dumb, dumb child.

by I_am_a_person November 4, 2019

sherm perm

Nasty, straightened hair on a black dude. A Jheri Curl can count too. Called a Sherm Perm because it's popular in California, where people smoke sherm. This term was popularized by "rapper" Soulja Boy while he was dissing grown-ass man Ice-T.

"'Friday' would have been even funnier if Ice Cube was still rockin' the sherm perm."

by GullibleZine June 22, 2008