Skapegoat

Possibly apocryphal paramour of the Skape. May bear a striking resemblance to certain film stars. Only appears once a year, at certain holiday feasts.

Clem: Have you met Alfred, the Skapegoat?

Zeke: Why's he the Skapegoat?

Clem: 'Cuz a goat will eat anything.

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

Scapegoat

Lindsay Thomas.

"Luke Parker got off for that bump on Jarman Impey."

"Really? If that'd been Lindsay Thomas he'd have gone for a month. He's the definition of a scapegoat."

by Wayne Schimmelbusch June 5, 2018

Scapegoat

Lee.

AKA, just vibing

Where is Marangabassa?!
"Idk, we were just vibing and then.."
Lee here, was just scapegoated.

by Leebelous March 5, 2017

scapegoat

One of Louis' false accounts.

Made to piss of people off.

Also an idiot.

by Bobby June 4, 2004

Scapegoating

Anybody who looks for a scapegoat or doesn't hold anything sacred (including justice) doesn't believe in fair play, fair trials, or fair anything else

Nobody was crazy enough to represent the guy in town that the girl was scapegoating.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Scapegoat

If every team that cheated got caught, and karma really did exist, nobody would watch baseball on TV anymore, which would make the TV ratings an all time low. Baseball needed a scapegoat team, and they got one with the Houston Astros.

Baseball would be more unpopular than the Houston Astros if every team that cheated could be punished. The true bad guys needed a scapegoat team to make a bad guy out of, and that's what the Houston Astros had become, because they were dumb and not because they betrayed anybody or owe anybody anything (like an apology). They weren't corrupt enough for a corrupt league, and people didnt like that, they were only half-crooked.

by Solid Mantis October 18, 2020

scapegoatkid

Another way to refer to someone as stupid.
A synonym for idiot/

Friend 1: What is 2+2
Friend 2: 3
Friend 1: Why are you such a scapegoatkid

by ShapeTheround November 18, 2020