Scranton Cream Pie

This act is performed by crapping into a pie plate. When you have filled the plate, bake the crap at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. About half way before it is finished, take it out of the oven, and ejaculate over the top of the pie. Bake until ejaculate becomes golden brown. A tasty scranton delicacy for your holiday dinner.

Why are you shitting in that pie plate?
I am making Scranton Cream pie as a christmas present for the intern!

by Chuncky Kuntz January 9, 2008

scantron test

Teacher Definition:
Common form of multiple choice testing in which the teacher does not have to go through the monotony of hand grading each test.

Student Definition:
Annoying lottery tickets in which prizes are delagated with letters A through F often given for finals or other annoyingly hard tests in which the teacher is too lazy to take partial credit.

::Math Test Senario:
Bendy Dickens: Psst! Hey man what'd you get for 6, 7, and 8?
Doya Swallow: FAG!
Bendy Dickens: Imma break yo gook ass in half!*
Doya Swallow: Naw, Jack Ass! It's a scantron, F, A, G then ACDC.
*Asians are smart in math.

by eliteskills.com May 18, 2004

Santonio Holmes

The MVP of the 2009 NFL Super Bowl.

Wide Receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers out of Ohio State University.

Made the game winning catch with less then a minute left in the game to put the Steelers in the lead 27-23.

That catch by Santonio Holmes was so amazing, no wonder he won the MVP!

by Peter Ol February 1, 2009

Santonio Holmes

To make an incredible save or bail out, like Santonio Holmes did in Super Bowl XLIII.

"Dude, we were so almost busted last night."
"Really? How did you get out?"
"Ah, Grant pulled a Santonio Holmes."
"Nice!"

by superbowlxliii February 4, 2009

Scranton

This is the city that once was great, then sucked,and is now trying to not suck even though it is an extremely difficult task. Scranton is beginning to see changes in diversity, but not changes in lifestyle. The average Scranton lifestyle includes consuming 4 plus quarts of Yuengling, eating food that leg drops your arteries, and smoking pot to forget that your are in Scranton, which has nothing to do for fun besides drivining around. The kids at the University suck ass. If they aren't good natured townies, they are stuck up rich pricks from New York, Long Island, and Jersey. God I hate being home unless I have access to a car, which is Scranton's strongest feature: good location. Not too far from NYC of Philly, Scranton also has tons of quickly accesible roads that have little to no police force. Also the locals are fairly easy to take advantage of.

Average Scranton day:
Wake up, put on sweat suit, eat cold pizza from last night, watch TV, take out rage on someone, meet up with people you don't particularly like until your drunk...

by Willis J May 2, 2005

Swanton

The kind of town where everyone knows everyone. Consists of a school, a Kroger, The Honey Bear, a few gas stations and a car dealer. Everything else is houses. Although small, contains a few stoplights and a railroad. Swanton also hosts fireworks every fourth of July. Oh, and people like to party in Swanton. A lot.

'Let's get drunk after school with the Swanton kids.'

'But it's only Tuesday!'

'What's your point?'

by Katelyn F June 13, 2008

b on the scantron

False

If you take a scantron test, on the true/false portion, B is always false

Q: Are you going to get hammered tonight?

A: B on the scantron

by born proud raised proud December 1, 2005