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Scandinavian Pizza Crust

When a male uses his magic wand to
Please a woman on her period, then spreads sauce on the outside of the vagina, then offloading his pleasant suprise on the outside to conclude the pizza!
Person 1: “Hey Gordon, how was sex with Martha last night?”
Gordon: “It was exuberant! Martha’s on her period, but that gave me an opportunity to introduce her to my go to late night treat, the Scandinavian pizza crust!”
by Narc_man October 19, 2020
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sandingo party

Hasan and Ahmed went to a sandingo party last week. dirtied the white snow if ya know what i mean
by dirty caramel March 7, 2020
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scadilled

scadilled is the feeling of watching an impending crash
those drunk drivers are sure making me feel scadilled right now

watching those cars get in an accident made me feel so scadilled
by swaggingpimpin February 19, 2022
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Scandinavian Leatherstrap

The Scandinavian Leatherstrap involves a numerous amount of action and motion and food. When with a partner, you take your dick and begin to rub huckleberry jam all over it. Your partner will then smear peanut butter around their anal area. After this step, both people will then proceed to shove a bottle of soy sauce up their ass. After you can no longer see the soy sauce, the man takes his dick and inserts it into his peanut butter butt partner. Following this action, both people will push the soy sauce out of their rectum and set the bottles on the table. Now, for the leatherstrap part. You take a small strand of leather, and tie the upper part of youre testes with it. You then tell your partner to dump both bottles of soy sauce to relieve the redness. after 30 minutes of the strap, you take the strand off, and wa la, Youve got yourself a Scandinavian Leatherstrap.
Oh my gosh Jesse Neale!!!!! you really gave your boy friend a Scandinavian Leatherstrap!!!!! Does your mother know about this?
by samuel white March 27, 2009
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Scandinavian Shuffleboard

The act of one sexual partner bending over on one side of a room, and the other one (who has an erection) runs at them full speed, aiming for the butthole.
Last night, me and Jim played some good ol' Scandinavian Shuffleboard.
by Braxxin May 2, 2011
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Handle Your Scandal

To take care of business! Whether it's regular day to day stuff, current beef you have with anyone (or if you're the mediator in friend drama), or unfortunate mishaps in life... YOU JUST GOTTA HANDLE THAT SHIT!
Paul: "Ay, is everything good witchu and what's her name?
Joe: "Nah, man she all in my ear about some dumb shit rn. I need to set her straight!"
Paul: "Oh aight, Handle Your Scandal bruh!
by ssqwad December 29, 2014
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Sandip

A beautiful specie. Sandip is strong, funny and awesome. Sandip is jackpot.
B:Is it I am a legend?

G:No, It's I am a Sandip!
by zelalovebabyoo December 31, 2012
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