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When a piece of toilet paper is left on your no no square after you’ve cleaned up from sex.
After we got done boning we cleaned up and went to bed. When I woke up to use the bathroom I noticed some of Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut left on my weiner.
by EricMrMarshall December 7, 2023
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BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT

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ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!

I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!

Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
by starry da great December 26, 2024
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Sauerbraten

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Sauerbraten (also known as Cube 2 or Sauer, German for “sour roast”) is a cross-platform, Quake-like, first-person shooter that runs on Microsoft Windows, Linux, FreeBSD and Mac OS X using OpenGL and SDL. The game features single-player and multiplayer game play and contains an in-game level editor, its main feature. The game engine is free and open source software, under the Zlib License, with commercial support available from the developer's own business counterpart, Dot3 Labs.

The game started as a redesign to the original Cube game engine, and its first release was made on May 6, 2004. The latest release, dubbed the "CTF Edition", debuted on June 17, 2008.
A: What is that awesome game?

B: Sauerbraten or Cube2, it's free go download it now!
by TerraAstriaPorta April 19, 2009
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saurkraut

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What German eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
"Adolf! Share some of your saurkraut with Issac and Shlomo"
by jared samsonite November 14, 2003
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saurkraut

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That sour-ish, vinagery-tasting, cabbage food that makes you fart like a geyser.
I just ate a pound of saurkraut. Word Life. Now I have an aura about me that smells of bad.
by SHIBBY-ONE April 16, 2005
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A grumpy German; someone who woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Don't be such a saurkraut, Adolf! Come on, let's see a smile. :-)
by Curious Magician May 17, 2008
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The Nazi/Aryan equivalent to Superman or Captain America, legend has it that his secret identity was Adolf Hitler himself, and was invited to be part of the Legion of Doom on many occasions, but turned them down. Though he did claim to be the hero of Germany, other superheroes saw him as a complete douche. SuperKraut tried to be part of the Justice Friends team, but he was rejected multiple times. He disappeared around the time of 1945, and is believed to have retreated to his secret cave base in a Texas Wal-Mart. Awaiting for the return of his father Walt Disney to rule the universe.
Its a bomb! Its a Holocaust! No! Its SuperKraut!!!!
by onlyonecory December 11, 2010
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