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SAT

The SAT is the number one cause of student suicide.
OMFG I can't believe I didn't get a perfect score on my SAT!! After all my hours of studying!!! @!&$#! I'm worthless *hang*
by Marialejandra March 6, 2007
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SAT

A test to see how much brain one has. Like the GRE, invariably bitched about by the dumb who always score poorly on it. Blacks and white trash say it is biased (and it is - against the stupid). Intelligent whites and most Asians seem to have no problem scoring high on it.
That SAT is a flat out bitch! I told the adminstrator to shove it up her fuckin ass! At least Crapsnack Community College don't believe in such shit as that. I got to go meet my probation officer right now. I'll call y'all when I get off my shift at Wal-Mart. We'll meet at the Honky Tonk and start drankin!
by Margaret in Indianapolis August 3, 2010
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SAT

I aced that Solid Arbitrary shiT, and now I'm a janitor at Wal Mart.
by Arbitrary_Schizophrenic_Moose January 15, 2004
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SATS

Acronym for Socially Acceptable Tourette's Syndrome. A less recognized, but much more common variation of traditional Tourette's Syndrome. People who suffer from (/enjoy) SATS are prone to sudden, seemingly involuntary outbursts of excited profanity when suddenly excited or irritated. SATS episodes are almost always non-violent and the people having SATS don't have nervous tics or involuntary spasms, though occasional growling, laughing, or light screaming is not uncommon.
"Dude, what the fuck!? Why won't this assfaced-fucktarded piece-o-shit page muthafuckin up-fuckin-load?! ...grrrr.... fuckityfuckfuckfuck!" ~SATS
by Munky! January 13, 2009
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SAT

He flunked the SAT so now he works at Walmart.
by MaximumJoker October 5, 2019
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SAT

Man this SAT that we have to take is so annoying
by DEVON ECKELKAMP November 29, 2016
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SAT

Student Answered Test
“Yo are you tryna hang out Friday night?”

“Well gosh diddly darn man! I have to take the SAT tomorrow.”
by Salad snake November 12, 2018
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