Sirius Black

gayest bitch ever so gay i couldn’t even compare
maybe alina starkov could compare but that’s it
sirius is gay
gay as remus 😜

“damnnnnnn is that sirius black??!?! he’s so mega hot!!!”

“bitch what the fuck you know he’s GAY and in love with remus lupin!!!!”

“damn ur so right i could never compare to remus lupin the super hot dilf!!”

by genyasfuckbuddy August 20, 2021

Sarlussy

Sexualization of the Sarlacc Pit from Star Wars Episode 6: Return of the Jedi. Boba Fett was trapped in it for 37 years and went back after.

Sarlussy so good I went back in -Maybe Boba Fett

by Krethul August 29, 2022

The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

"A bunch of mindless jerks that were the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution came."

The above quote pertaining to The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is from Douglas Adams's A Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy.

by The BR September 27, 2006

sirius black

My favorite charactor of the harry potter books! Who dies (supposedly) at the end of the fifth one. I bawled my eyes out the last 2 chapters. He'll come back I know it!

I love Sirius! He is so hot!

by Sirius Lover May 10, 2004

sarusan

alternative name for black monkey. can be found in the wild but mostly situated in Croyden

ah look at that sarusan

by sarusandindid April 19, 2021

Sarissa (with butt-spike)

A "sarissa" was an 18-ft. long spear used by the Macedonian main infantry unit the "pezhetairoi." It was an advantageous weapon because most other armies at the time utilized a spear half as long as the sarissa. It was this weapon that made it possible to end the era of the Greek "hoplite" warfare. The sarissa had a single iron tip and an iron "butt-spike." The butt-spike would be jammed into the ground at an angle when defending to keep attackers at bay and to provide extra stopping power. The butt-spike also had a practical offensive purpose as well: if the sarissa broke on the battlefield, it did not just become a stick but, rather, two spears. Also, when marching, the butt-spike came in handy to finish-off downed enemies without having to turn the sarissa completely around.

"Boy I'm glad that my sarissa (with butt-spike) is longer than their hoplite spear! Otherwise I'd have had to work to keep those Greek bastards at bay!"
-Macedonian pezhetairoi quoted at the battle of Chaeronea (338 B.C.)

by Historius Maximus October 31, 2007

sirius black

Sirius Black was the only thing that made me read harry potter after book 3. He is sensitive, funny, rash but he just fits in. he is the best character yet..when he died in book 5 i balled my eyes out for the next week. i hope, even though it is unlikely, J.K. Rowling reads this and brings sirius back! he was just so great, and call me a sook, but it was great those years harry had a godfather.
R.I.P Sirius Black as he will be so sorely missed by many people I think J.K. Rowling has done a very, very, very stupid thing

Sirius black: Kreacher what are you doing?

Kreacher: Cleaning Sir!

Sirius black: you havent cleaned in years! the black house is getting blacker by the day!!

by Robyn-Siriuses No1 fan May 28, 2006