sandpaper the fence

To rub a female's breasts together vigorously.

Tom's girlfriend asked him to sandpaper the fence during foreplay

by J.R.T December 8, 2007

sandpaper sailor

the act of making sweet, consentual love to a woman's scratchy armpit and ejaculating therein

Man: "Did u see that chick dude? I would sandpaper sailor her like there's no tomorrow, I don't care how pregnant she is."
Dude: "Here's to all those poor, unfortunate seamen."

by tokillamexican October 2, 2011

Sandpaper Swing

The humping of Dry Vagina.
Usually associated with Grandma's.
Can also be know as rubbing fronts.

Me: Dude that was my grandma.

Buddy: Yeah I know. I did her.

Me: That's disgusting.

Buddy: You're telling me she was a Sandpaper swing.

by gilfiemcgilfgilf September 24, 2007

Sandpaper Gee

Niall's old bird, has a moustache, three bumcheeks and a gee lined with sandpaper, along with a bad case of the stupids.

Maaaaaan, thank god niall dropped that bitch, what with her moustache, sandpaper gee, three bumcheeks and bad case of the stupids.

by Fingers Sinclaire December 15, 2008

Sandpaper Baby

A baby who has really scratchy skin. When the baby grows up, its skin will be really soft as an adult.

His skin is soft now, but when he was little, he was a sandpaper baby.

by Thomas Winters November 18, 2010

sandpaper stomach

When man jizzes on mans stomach and leaves it for the next morning and it feels like sandpaper.

I was jerking off last night and forgot about it. And now I've got Sandpaper Stomach

by JamboSpence December 21, 2017

sandpaper__

an agender and bisexual tiktoker who has 1146 followers as of September 4th 2021. he uses all pronouns except feminine ones and wants to see your credit card

sandpaper__ is very swag

by shrub__ September 4, 2021