Your signature or your salary

A new phrase meaning. Either you agree to my terms (terms perhaps less favorable to you) or you give up your salary altogether.

Your signature or your salary can also mean either you, as an incompetent federal bureaucrat, resign and take a severance package, or I fire you.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2025

Salary

Salary means a payment you get when you work a job.

My boss would not give me my salary

by Chewsmytoysmakesloudnoise May 30, 2023

Salary

Honestly I would really only need about 50,000 a year barring some kind of extra expense like kids or a house or something. Like... If 20% of my monthly income went to my loving expenses I would have everything I needed. 5000 a month? Yeah so between 50 and 60 thousand.

Hym "That's all I would need really for salary and I would even have enough left over to hire a sexy maid."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2023

Salary slave

A person who lives paycheck to paycheck, usually the same amount every time.

“Patrick manages this store, so he’s a salary slave.”

by Sunny sunflower October 13, 2023

*salary cutting noises*

A comical term used when someone's paycheck gets cut (or otherwise gets paid less).

The term originates from a 2019 YouTube video featuring Miles Edgeworth dancing, referencing a reoccurring gag in the Ace Attorney series where he reduces the salary of the character Dick Gumshoe.

Cyan: Do you know who ate my lunch yesterday?
Sapphire: Yeah, Navy did.
Cyan: Oh, Navy!
Navy: What is it, boss?
Cyan: *salary cutting noises*

by Blues and Dumbness October 26, 2025