salad

1. noun - a woman that looks like she has been chopped up more often than the lettuce in a Big Mac
2. noun - a girl that needs to eat salad to lose some kegs; a fat chick

1. I'd admit that I slipped one up her if she wasn't such a salad.
2. That salad looks like she's got more rolls than the village bakery.

by dero-licked December 16, 2004

salad

A colloquial term for money derived from its leafey green color.

He is making mad salad at that new job.

by Podnuttz October 7, 2008

Salad

Not your main girl/boyfriend; a sideting

Nahhhh youre a salad HAHAHAHAHAAHA

by Xao1X October 16, 2019

salad

a drunk cocky frat boy who turns into the en salada and becomes baligerant and obnoxious while drinking.

Bryant: "You want me."
Me: "You're such a salad."

by crazylovesmash4 September 26, 2008

Salad

A salad is a group of paralyze people in one room

What’s up bro I made a salad last night it was pretty fun

by Jacob bason November 2, 2020

A Salad

A bowl of marijuana consisting of two or more strains of weed.

Ey! Yo! Let’s use all our weed and fucking make a salad.

by McSnowBunny February 1, 2021

Salad

Expensive leaf nonsense.

No, I do not want any salad. Expensive leaf nonsense is for rabbits, and I am not a rabbit.

by loserkingg September 17, 2018