Saftey Safe

A place you go after you get really high, because things are coming after you. In this place, the things that are after you can't get you anymore.

Example: A dark corner, your room or simply anyplace where you feel safe.

"I can't take this anymore, I'm going to my saftey safe." - Jud

by DrZoo November 8, 2009

Saftey Monitor

The person who is always bringing down the group. The person being the wet blanket of any given situation.

hey guys, we could get in real trouble if we get caught.... Dammit, Frank! Quit being such a saftey monitor!!

by sillyassmonkeybutt January 26, 2011

Safteysuit

Anothers post grunge poser group actve rock radio wants to force down peoples throats. Avoid at all costs. Think Hinder, yet more boring.

Dude 1: Hey Heard that new band on 93x last night that rocked the cage match.
Dude 2: Safteysuit? Hell no! They blow balls, they sound like Matchbox 20, just like everyone else?
Dude 1: No, I was talking about Airbourne, the band that kicked their ass by a landslide on last nights cagematch, for being a breath of fresh air.

by Patriotic Leftie January 28, 2008

SAFTCP

Step away from the crack pipe; used when someone makes a ridiculous statement as if they are on crack.

"UCLA's football team is better than USC's team" - tommy

"SAFTCP" - mike

by USCTrojan4Life April 28, 2005

saftu

my darling sweet baby angel, kindest soul to ever exist. i love this man with all my heart. he is heaven on earth. he makes me feel safe and makes my heart feel warm whenever i think of him.

someone: is that saftu?

me: YES HOLY SHIT AWOOOOGA WOOF WOFOF AHHWKAKAOKQOAKAA HEHAHAHHWHAHA

by puddingu January 22, 2022

Tucson Saftey Switch

When two douchebags (most likely from Tucson) get so drunk that they give each other their car keys so they're both good to drive

I saw kid rock and Adam Sandler do a Tucson Saftey Switch at 2:30 in the morning at denneys

by Bojangleson July 10, 2017

saftey

Something that is not guaranteed.

Mullet Dude- I need someone to go back in time with me.
Some Guy- Will I need to bring my own weapons?
Mullet Dude- Yeah, I've only done this once before.
Some Guy- Oh.
Mullet Guy- Saftey is not guaranteed.

by Grand Man Zak Attack July 24, 2008