Saab Story

In other words: Swedish Automobile Always Broken. Every Saab owner has a Saab story or a sob story.

Fav sees Dolan hitchhiking down Route 1A, pulls over to pick him up.

Fav: What up bro?
Dolan: Eh, fuckin' car broke down again.
Fav: Second fuckin' time this month?
Dolan: Yeah, Fuckin' Saab Story, don't really want to talk about it.
Fav: All right, let's go fingerbang Maryjane Rottencrotch. Maybe that will get the Saab off of your mind.
Dolan: Let's stop at The Beef Corral first, I'm starving.
Fav: Okay.

by Fav April 14, 2008

saab 340

Swedish made aircraft by Saab automotive group. Often mistaken for a Fairchild Metroliner as parts for both aircraft are difficult to find.

Also the #1 aircraft choice by Australia's largest independent airline; Regional Express for their cost effectiveness.

Engineer 1: "You fixed that control issue on the Saab 340 yet?"
Engineer 2: "Well not really, we ran out of cabling so I took some from the metro, but that wasn't enough. Rang up Sweden and they ran out back in 1985"

by The_Mannn March 15, 2018

beta saab

Beta Saab - Slang term for 'Homie'/'Brotha' in Punjabi/Urdu/Hindi.
Separately used Beta means Son and Saab means Boss/Sir.
Put together these two measely words combine to form the totally awesome word 'beta saab'. Please use as often as possible, even when it doesn't fit the context of the conversation.

Usage: (In a fob accent: necessary)
Vats aap Beta saab vere is you going thodaayy !! HAALERAATE!

Out of Context:
Person 1: Maaahhn.. this chicken rice from nyc stands iss awesoommee
Person 2: Betaaaaaaaaaa Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbb !!!

Also,
MSN Convo:
FESAL KHI says:
hey man
FESAL KHI says:
eid mubarak
FESAL KHI says:
kaisa hai?
Hailar says:
BETAAAA SAAAAAABBBB !!!

by betasaab November 7, 2005

Micaela saab

Super good friend, incredible dancer, talented and one of the funniests persons in the world

Example: Who is that girl dancing like if she does it right she will won a million dollars? That is Micaela Saab

by Panfiloberta hahshvshaajja September 2, 2020

Saab Driver

A person who does not know how to drive, fix their car, or how to not come across as a total spouche. They are often unaware of people around them because of how awesome they deem themselves to be, and only socialize with other Saab drivers because they're they only people lofty enough to notice that the other person exists.
Many Saab drivers like to pretend their car is a jet, a plane, or even sillier still, driven by its rear wheels.

I was pulling out of the parking lot and almost got clipped by some Saab driver...

by sneuros December 6, 2011

SAAB 96 V4

A Swedish designed and made saloon car 1966-1980, an evolution of the original SAAB 92. When the SAAB 96 was launched with V4 four stroke power (courtesy of the Ford Taunus), replacing a three cylinder two stoke engine, a sometimes rather tempermental (although hugely successful competitively) car became a seriously useful and reliable everyday vehicle. Also available as an estate (SAAB 95 V4).

So much for so little, a free wheel system in the transmission gives smooth driving and clutchless gearchanging on the move, folding rear seats offer a good five feet of load length (even more in the estate version), dual circuit brakes, a heated drivers seat (1972 onwards) and above all toughness. To live with one of these solid little cars throgh good times and bad is to get to know one of the greatest motor cars ever made, The SAAB 96 V4.

by Simon Lucas January 19, 2006

the Saab 900 Turbo

When one man puts his foot in another man's mouth (preferably a homie) while their balls are touching. The easiest way to achieve this in practice is during the deepest stage of anal thrust, and regular stretching

Tony gave me the Saab 900 Turbo for my birthday, and by am I sore!

by somefuckinguyferchristsake July 22, 2020