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not ruddy likely

1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
"Girlpearl! Was that self-published book a #1 New York Times bestseller??!"
"Not ruddy likely."
by LAWarachnid May 24, 2022
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Ruddie

Rudie is a very nice a girl and has a mean and a goofy side as well most likely a taurus

make sure you have a Ruddie in your life!
Rachel: omg she looks so sweet!
Sabrynna: shes also mean and goofy
Rachel: whats her name?
Sabrynna: idk
Rachel: it must be Ruddie
by Sabrynna October 20, 2021
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