probably the hottest man a live and the biggest jerk in the world. He is a crybaby with a perfectly tan and ripped body. HE also is a very talented soccer player who has made the number 7 an awesome number!!! But everyone hates him and he needs to get over himself, except he is total sex bomb!
by jen z October 31, 2009
Get the cristiano ronaldomug. a great footballer. i am a girl, and i realize how good looking he is, but i truly think he is a football genius. honestly, have you seen his footwork? he may not be on his top game right now but that's probably because of personal reasons - namely his child that was just born. he is a great portuguese football player with immense talent. he moved from madiera to lisbon to play on sporting cp when he was eleven years old, and was sold to manchester united when he was 16. recently, he became the most expensive footballer in the world, when he was sold to real madrid cf. he is now 25 years old.
by xixirinha July 9, 2010
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. a stupid footballer known for going to some dubass saudi team cause he got benched in not only mnu, but also in portugal LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
a man who also made the drastic meme known as suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, or as IshowSpeed says,
"Cristiano Ronaldo, SEWEY!" he is now a rival of messi
a man who also made the drastic meme known as suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, or as IshowSpeed says,
"Cristiano Ronaldo, SEWEY!" he is now a rival of messi
person1:Cristiano Ronaldo is the best
person2:No he isn't lol also you are such a nazi im gonna go make a hate speech on you in the defenition
person2:No he isn't lol also you are such a nazi im gonna go make a hate speech on you in the defenition
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 29, 2023
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. Lord of Penalties.Also referred to as Penaldo/Pendu.He’s known for being the second best player in the world and his stupid fans.
by whoasked April 1, 2021
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. by ThesuCCulentPrawn February 4, 2018
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. Certified Siuuu Merchant
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.
by GP2 engine November 22, 2021
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug. A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af
He is clutch af
by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021
Get the Cristiano Ronaldomug.