christiano ronaldo

christiano ronaldo is a footballer for man utd and portugal often criticised for his cheating (rightly so) and homosexuality.

a talented player no doubt who could easily win a game and be admired by many if he did not fall over like a sack of shit clutching his leg when there is the slightest gust of wind.

hated by fans across england he is expected to join real madrid next season despite his 3 year contract.

what a ladyboy bastard... cunt.

fact: christiano ronaldo is the biggest gay pin up in the world at the moment.

by dwayne rooney July 31, 2006

the ronaldo spin

Get a nigger to fuck your wife in the back seat of your car, while you watch the first 3 seasons of 24, while eating mcdonalds.
The nigger and your wife should be smothered in shermans low fat cream butter.

Honey, I want some mcdonalds... why dont you have a nice the ronaldo spin

by korgar October 18, 2008

cristiano ronaldo

Portugese 20years old
A footballing genius
1 of Man uniteds star players
Myb a football legend aswell
a player who the english fan want to blame 4 the world cup exit instead of facing the fact that they didn't desereve to go any futher in the world cup because they aren't good enough or didn't play good enough to get to the semi-finals

Cristiano ronaldo skills are buffling

by lyrical August 4, 2006

The christiano ronaldo

To cum in a womans hair then style it like the man himself

I just gave that girl the christiano ronaldo

by Thejuicykahuna October 4, 2019

Cristiano Ronaldo

One of the greatest soccer players of all time and the best ever of Portugal. 32 years of age, Cristiano Ronaldo has made appearances for clubs such as Sporting Lisbon, Manchester United and now Real Madrid.

I really want to be the next Cristiano Ronaldo!

by dankmemes711 March 6, 2017

Ronaldo

Zina: "Ronaldo, e brilha muits nus curinthia"

the current catch frase in brasil

everywhere you go, you must say : Ronaldo, e brilha muits nus curinthia

by lolzkinettt July 14, 2009

Cristiano Ronaldo

Ronaldo= fit, gorge, sexy, delicious, fruity basically anything that discribes good looking & great player

He is sooooooooooooooooo fine n definatly gets 100 outta 100
ronaldo is the definition of fittest man alive.

very fit guy that is great @ playin footy

by steph August 31, 2004