Texas Roadhouse Footjob

A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.

PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.

Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?

Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!

by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024

Kentucky Roadhouse

When you get a blumpkin in the KFC bathroom by a Swamp Donkey.

Sorry I was late, I was picking up Kentucky Roadhouse with Karen.

by KYdanman September 26, 2020

Milwaukee Roadhouse

A whole lot of meat with a little funk.
May come with the Mcnutty Special.

You wanna eat somewhere new tonight? Cause i wanna give you the Milwaukee Roadhouse.

by Lightwitch98 September 24, 2022

Texas Roadhouse

An inside joke

Texas Roadhouse, hehehehehehehe.

by Slawsker June 28, 2022

Roadhoused

Drinking so much you feel like you got round housed the next day.

I drank so much yesterday I got roadhoused

by Jfinamore July 21, 2013

Georgia Roadhouse

An act in where you get another dude and a woman and violently beat her

Wanna Georgia roadhouse that hoe

by crazy part 6 December 7, 2023

Mississippi roadhouse

When you're so drunk you pick the fat prostitute to fuck and end up with her sucking you off with hot sauce on the tip of your dick, making you scream "crocodile nuts" to make her stop.

Man ...last night I got so wasted I ended up getting a Mississippi roadhouse.

by Icehollowcome69 November 24, 2021