Reticulous

Reticulous - adjective
A combination between ridiculous and retarded normally said when someone or something says something extremely stupid. When describing someone you can either call them a reticulous person or reticularded if they are extremely retarded.

Craig: Shall we have Brelundin
Paddy: Nah its only 22:17 Don't be Reticulous

Craig: I think the green lantern is better than batman
Summer: Dont be reticulous its just cos you have a massive gay man crush on the green lantern

Craig would be an example of a reticulous or reticularded person because his stupidity is beyond ridiculous

by Paddy and Sam September 8, 2010

Reticulin

Also known as a Grey, these aliens have large upsidedown-seed shaped heads, black slanted seed-shaped eyes, tiny slits for mouths, usually no nose or nostrils, tend to be about three and a half feet tall, communicate through telepathy, and tend to reportedly smell like plain cinnamon and wet cardboard. They are called Reticulins because they supposedly come from the Zeta Reticuli star systems.

The Reticulin seemed to move slowly so the Sarge took his chances and cracked a heavy baseball bat over its head, snapping its neck and crushing its skull.

by Merchant August 31, 2005

Entrepreneur in Reticence

Someone who joins a VC firm with the intention of starting a company but who ultimately is unable to commit to a single idea.

Although a successful executive in his last company, as an EIR, John was unable to pull the trigger on a new idea of his own... thus sealing his fate as an entrepreneur in reticence.

by jdmc October 1, 2008

riticulost

one who believes everything is riticulost- one who is going mentally insane and laughs at everything, calling everyone and everything riticulost

“he became a riticulost after school crushed his hopes”

by randoperson March 3, 2021

reticulated Peckerwood

Donald Trump

That reticulated peckerwood is a typical Florida man

by Mr alias September 30, 2022

red_raticate

literally the best tiktoker ever. he is also the sexiest man alive.

"hey who's tiktok video is this?"
"I'm pretty sure it's red_raticate's."
"OMG I LOVE RED_RATICATE!"

by cyrusisverycool March 15, 2022

Zeta Reticulians

Zeta Reticuli, also called the Grays, are humanoid, gray Extraterrestrials from Zeta Reticuli or Orion. Some of them abduct, and there are reported cases of abduction. Some of them serve the light.

The CIA has contact with the Zeta Reticulians

by t00c00lforscho00l April 10, 2022