Piss ribbon

A long thin ribbon of piss.

Father created a piss ribbon in my mouth.

by Mommyhole October 19, 2018

Shit ribbon

Something that should be pleasant and enjoyable that over time becomes horrible e.g. pulling 3 feet of pretty ribbon that your cat ate out of its ass...

That movie started great, but then turned into a real shit ribbon...

by kilogreen February 13, 2020

pink ribbon

a lame ass way of showing "support" to women with breast cancer. If you want to help out, donate time, money, or effort. Otherwise, you're no better than bumpersticker/buttonwhores.

Actions speak louder than ribbon.

by medaeval February 6, 2004

Blue Ribbon

What you call a chic who is exceptionally pretty/hot/sexy, or in an above the rest category.

You see her over there, now that chic is blue ribbon.

by Squad Up December 9, 2008

red ribbon

a ribbon to symbolize a girl is on her period. It is visibly worn on her clothing. Stay away, or give her chocolate (:

Kenzie: OMG I like, need a like, red ribbon!
Lydia: OMG ME 2.

by SecretBunnyAgent(: February 23, 2011

brown ribbon

to win the brown ribbon, you must understand two things. it is very much akin to the blue ribbon in a horse show, and it was invented for the Poop Olympics.

the brown ribbon is given to the winner of the longest and firmest shit.
the brown ribbon is a thin slice of nylon ribbon, width of 4 cm. and is sharp to the touchings. each log is lined up in the Log Lineup and one by one one is tried to be cut by the ribbon. the one thewith the most shitsistance (resistance of shit sue to corn ratio or other thing) this one wins it.

it the poop olympiad of brownsville, tx, Irving Logman won the brown ribbon.
it now adornes his fireplace.

by john really brown September 6, 2006

booty ribbon

Toilet paper

I’m out of booty ribbon.

by Ceegreen1977 February 19, 2018