Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.
That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.
by jcustomcue December 6, 2012
Get the ribbon shittermug. Something that should be pleasant and enjoyable that over time becomes horrible e.g. pulling 3 feet of pretty ribbon that your cat ate out of its ass...
by kilogreen February 13, 2020
Get the Shit ribbonmug. a lame ass way of showing "support" to women with breast cancer. If you want to help out, donate time, money, or effort. Otherwise, you're no better than bumpersticker/buttonwhores.
by medaeval February 6, 2004
Get the pink ribbonmug. by Squad Up December 9, 2008
Get the Blue Ribbonmug. a ribbon to symbolize a girl is on her period. It is visibly worn on her clothing. Stay away, or give her chocolate (:
by SecretBunnyAgent(: February 23, 2011
Get the red ribbonmug. to win the brown ribbon, you must understand two things. it is very much akin to the blue ribbon in a horse show, and it was invented for the Poop Olympics.
the brown ribbon is given to the winner of the longest and firmest shit.
the brown ribbon is a thin slice of nylon ribbon, width of 4 cm. and is sharp to the touchings. each log is lined up in the Log Lineup and one by one one is tried to be cut by the ribbon. the one thewith the most shitsistance (resistance of shit sue to corn ratio or other thing) this one wins it.
the brown ribbon is given to the winner of the longest and firmest shit.
the brown ribbon is a thin slice of nylon ribbon, width of 4 cm. and is sharp to the touchings. each log is lined up in the Log Lineup and one by one one is tried to be cut by the ribbon. the one thewith the most shitsistance (resistance of shit sue to corn ratio or other thing) this one wins it.
it the poop olympiad of brownsville, tx, Irving Logman won the brown ribbon.
it now adornes his fireplace.
it now adornes his fireplace.
by john really brown September 6, 2006
Get the brown ribbonmug. by im am ey April 4, 2016
Get the Ribbon Cuttingmug.