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repulsive syndrome

Also known as R.S this syndrome is when anything another individual does repulses you.

It has effected every one of us at one point or another in our lives. There is no foundation, rationale nor cure and when affected it's difficult to disguise.

The most common cause is after sexual relationships with an individual you no longer want sexual relations with. Their very being repulses you - the way they breath, a slight blemish, the way they hello or god forbid their touch. Other common causes include but are not limited to:

a) work mates whose opinions are irrelevant and whom you ignore at any cost
b) family members, particular old and / or extended who's smell never seems to leave
I recently dated Penelope who's perfect in every way - pretty, awesome body, funny and intelligent. We dated for a few weeks and now I have repulsive syndrome (R.S).

I'd never previously noticed that she has a hairy top lip, I know she's got a dark complexion but its almost like a full on moustache. As awesome as her body is that beauty spot on her forearm needs to be operated on, I think its actually grown since I met her.
by Gazcap October 9, 2013
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psychic-recursive gene

The gene responsible for making some people believe that anything from homosexuality to kleptomania can be tied to a single gene.
He says he's found a gay gene, an anti-social gene, a literary gene and a deep-sea exploration-promoting gene. I guess his psychic-recursive gene is working overtime.
by Fearman January 6, 2008
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Obsessive Repulsive

The compulsive disorder to do things to extremes, but with a seriously depraved twist.
That guy just can't stop licking people's toenails - he is totally obsessive repulsive.
by Jennicam June 18, 2009
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Recursive Coat Hanger Abortion

The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum
I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.
by A bent coat hanger July 19, 2010
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the repulsive raptor

1)When a crow pilfers through your curbside garbage bag and spears a bloody tampon then perches on the roof of your house like a proud eagle with an olive branch in its beak.

2) The Official Seal of Cuba
Get my pellet gun so I can snuff the repulsive raptor before the neighbors see it.
by wolfbait51 December 10, 2011
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Recursive Strawman

A strawman by which you incorrectly characterise your opponent's argument as a strawman.
A: Trump has repeatedly demonstrated racially insensitive behavior

B: "Everyone I disagree with is Hitler."

A: That is a recursive strawman.
by ovusar December 7, 2020
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Respulsive

A portmanteau of "responsible" and "repulsive," used to describe one who acts in a thoughtful, considerate manner but is ugly as fuck and/or a degenerate at heart.
"Man, I love that John gets things done on time. I guess you could say he's respulsive."
"What the fuck does that mean?"
"Oh, it means he's responsible and all, but ultimately he's a rotten piece of shit."
by Big_B_Wid_Big_D July 22, 2022
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