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Autonomic sensory meridian response

Known as ASMR, you know that Weird Shit that make you feel worse than a 40 year old hairy man about to pull down his pants and open his fly behind you.
Boy 1: what’s your favorite content?
Boy 2: ASMR AKA Autonomic sensory meridian response
Boy 1: bro you are fucking weird
by hatred makesmefeelbetter July 22, 2022
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They harden in response to physical trauma

Referring to masochist or nanomachines
Raiden: Why won't you die!
Senator Armstrong: Nanomachines son, They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me Jack
by Dresden06 February 2, 2023
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Jazzy Response Time

Jazzy Response Time.

When someone takes ten fucking eons to respond to a simple message in a roleplay. This time is usually measured by Jazzy minutes, where one Jazzy minute equals two hours.
Person 1: “Why the fuck are they taking so long, dude? It’s been four hours and they haven’t responded yet.”
Person 2: “Gotta be that Jazzy Response Time.”
by th1sdj October 28, 2020
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blowfish response

The puffing and blowing up of cheeks to denote confusion, frustration, impatience, silent requests and suggestion, annoyance, or light anger. Originally coined by the great Kelly, and further distributed throughout the land by the great Dezzie.

May be used in conjuction with bohing (boh).
"Your flight has been canceled."
*blowfish response*

*million dollars floats by*
*blowfish response*

"What do you want for Christmas?"
*hints*
"What?"
*blowfish response*

"I have nothing to say~"
"Yeah, me neither"
*blowfish response*
by Miss Dezzie December 19, 2005
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Response Addiction

The need to have reply to things you say in order to feel like people care.
John suffers from horrible response addiction, he needs everyone to affirm what he is saying all the time.
by Heddon2 December 26, 2011
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Publovian Response

Instinctively answering “Yes” when asked if you would like another drink, irrespective of prior commitments or responsibilities that will suffer as a consequence.
"Another beer, Hester?"

"Yes, please."

"That’s a very publovian response. Aren’t you meant to be taking Scarlett to the dentist?"

"I’ll worry about that later. Can I have a pickled egg as well?"
by Pozz June 20, 2014
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latent response

A response that comes after a significant delay.
by latentresponse April 18, 2017
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