Lawyer Repellent

Warning label placed on a product or sign posted for the sole purpose of preventing lawsuits arising from pure stupidity.

The label on this screwdriver warning not to stick it into your eye is just Lawyer Repellent.

by NatCh. August 27, 2012

Bear repellent

The most essential product for going kayaking with

Javin - "SHIT ME A BEAR!!!"
Jack - "Don't worry holmes I gots me some bear repellent... BAMM!!"

by Pappa steve January 5, 2012

Hoe Repellent

Like Bug Spray that Repells Annoying Bugs...Well Hoe Repellant is like a Relly Ugly Guy that Basically Repells all Hoes that you talk to..

Hoe/Girl: Hey What You been Up To?
Guy: Nothing, Wanna Go Some Where?
*Hoe Repellent Enters Room*
Girl: Nahh Imma Go home Now.
Dammit Edward you Repelled Yet another Hoe..Fuck You..

by ThatOneGuyWithTheCoolUserName June 26, 2010

Woman repellent

What men do to deterred the advances of woman

" My boyfriend’s not-so-sexy stache. "

"My friend Ruben says his 'stache has limited his ability to pick up women, but he insists on wearing it anyway." Woman repellent

by Eric c December 2, 2013

bitch repellent

The spray you use to spray that one annoying ass bitch that won’t go away. Like a fly.

Bitch: Hey I heard you wanna fight? Let’s go outside now!

Me: No no no! Stay your annoying ugly ass over there. *sprays bitch repellent*

by Joshlerandmel October 27, 2018

snuggle repellent

Farting under the sheets when your girlfriend tries to snuggle up against you

Girl: "you had bad gas last night"
Guy: "that was my snuggle repellent"

by DJBee May 22, 2007

lizard repellent

Used to ward off lot lizards. If a truck driver wishes to be left alone from unsolicited lot lizards, all that needs to be done is to wet a tissue and place it outside of your truck door. The lot lizards will not bother you thinking that you have already finished the job.

Jim Bob: Those goddam lot lizards won't leave me alone. They kept banging on my door and kept me up all night.

Joe Dirt: Just use some of that there lizard repellent. They won't bother you if they know you have shot a wad. Ummm Huh

by Willy Wig September 23, 2014