The Natural and Logical solution to the Ban on "Floatopia"
Attaching red plastic spoons to the sides of a float to make it designed to be propelled by oars A Vessel = New and improved "Vesseltopia"
FROM: City Attorney
SUBJECT: Item 151 for July 26, 2010 City Council Agenda: Corrected Emergency
Ordinance (0-2011-7-a)
(h) Notwithstanding any other provision of section 56.54 and its appendices,
and except as provided in section 56.54(g), it is unlawful for any bather to
consume any alcoholic beverage within one marine league of any beach.
However. subsection (h) shall not be construed to regulate the
consumption of alcoholic beverages on any vessel.
California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651.1
As used in this chapter, unless the context clearly requiresa different meaning, "bather" or "bathing" means a person floating,swimming, wading, or bodysurfing, with or without the use of aflotation device, including, but not limited to, floating upon orwith the aid of a surfboard, pcupsaddle board, surfmat, innertube, life preserver, or air mattress,
except a flotation device which is designed to be propelled by sail, mechanical means, power, oars, or paddle.
California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651
(t) "Recreational vessel" means a vessel that is being used only for pleasure.
Attaching red plastic spoons to the sides of a float to make it designed to be propelled by oars A Vessel = New and improved "Vesseltopia"
FROM: City Attorney
SUBJECT: Item 151 for July 26, 2010 City Council Agenda: Corrected Emergency
Ordinance (0-2011-7-a)
(h) Notwithstanding any other provision of section 56.54 and its appendices,
and except as provided in section 56.54(g), it is unlawful for any bather to
consume any alcoholic beverage within one marine league of any beach.
However. subsection (h) shall not be construed to regulate the
consumption of alcoholic beverages on any vessel.
California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651.1
As used in this chapter, unless the context clearly requiresa different meaning, "bather" or "bathing" means a person floating,swimming, wading, or bodysurfing, with or without the use of aflotation device, including, but not limited to, floating upon orwith the aid of a surfboard, pcupsaddle board, surfmat, innertube, life preserver, or air mattress,
except a flotation device which is designed to be propelled by sail, mechanical means, power, oars, or paddle.
California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651
(t) "Recreational vessel" means a vessel that is being used only for pleasure.
Dude the Cops look really pissed now that everyone turned their floats into "Recreational Vessels" with the plastic spoons for oars
Hay Now not everyone, Guy over there has an Umbrella for a sail
I feel so much better in a Vessel than I ever did Wading
I hear the city council is trying to come up with a patch for the Vessel Loop-Hole
What did you expect for them to patch the Pot-Holes "LAUGHTER"
Dude hand me another Beer
soon as I finish pissin :-O
RIP Floatopia
You can't Stop Stupid - Long Live "Recreational Vesseltopia" - CHEERS
Hay Now not everyone, Guy over there has an Umbrella for a sail
I feel so much better in a Vessel than I ever did Wading
I hear the city council is trying to come up with a patch for the Vessel Loop-Hole
What did you expect for them to patch the Pot-Holes "LAUGHTER"
Dude hand me another Beer
soon as I finish pissin :-O
RIP Floatopia
You can't Stop Stupid - Long Live "Recreational Vesseltopia" - CHEERS
by Recreational Vesseltopia'er July 27, 2010
Get the Recreational Vesseltopiamug. 1. showering with a group of people with clothes on at a party for fun
2.the perceived act by a succubus of a friend that the lesbian at the party is going to fuck her boyfriend and take a large shower with everyone nude...all due to a strategically placed bottle one night and some misplaced, psychotic rage
2.the perceived act by a succubus of a friend that the lesbian at the party is going to fuck her boyfriend and take a large shower with everyone nude...all due to a strategically placed bottle one night and some misplaced, psychotic rage
1. Lets take a recreational it's hot!
2. The succubus (C.S.) got livid and acted out when she thought a female was going to take a recreational that would end in sodomy and other perversions, as normal in the house.
2. The succubus (C.S.) got livid and acted out when she thought a female was going to take a recreational that would end in sodomy and other perversions, as normal in the house.
by Bottle Spinner December 30, 2004
Get the recreational showermug. by slopecarver July 10, 2006
Get the Recreational Sexmug. Creative RecreationAn awesome brand of shoes that is made with the most godly materials that include leather.Surpasses Nike even with their grip and lightness.
by DFK827375w347657834975 September 17, 2011
Get the Creative Recreationmug. Outrage that all Americans enjoy whether they be Democrats or Republicans. liberals or conservatives.
by jimmydale June 5, 2018
Get the recreational outragemug. by Ryan900USAYT April 23, 2022
Get the Film Recreationmug. A person that makes racist comments and jokes in the presence of private company for the sole purpose of comedy. This person does not support their views but uses them for jokes, and just recreational purposes.
by smouch September 9, 2010
Get the Recreational Racistmug.